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Liberty University English Department
Saving the Superheroes
A Thesis Submitted to
Dr. Durrell Nelson
In Partial Fulfillment of the Degree of
Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing
By
Jeff Nickles
Duncan, OK
2023
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Copyright ©2023 by Jeff Nickles
All Rights Reserved
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Liberty University English Department
Thesis Approval Sheet
CHAIR: DURRELL NELSON, PH.D.________________________________________________
READER: ANNA ANDERSON M.F.A.______________________________________________
DATE:_________________________________________________________________________
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Table of Contents
Dedication ..................................................................................................................................................... 5
Acknowledgments ........................................................................................................................................ 6
Section 1 - Normal Man Artist Statement .................................................................................................. 8
Impetus: Why am I doing it? ................................................................................................................... 8
Vision: What do I want to do with it? ...................................................................................................... 9
Context: Who is going to get it? ............................................................................................................ 10
Significance: How will it change the world? ......................................................................................... 14
Section 2 - Critical Paper: Normal Man .................................................................................................. 15
Discussion of the Craft: How To Make A Superhero Movie ................................................................ 15
Enter Stage Left: The Underdog ............................................................................................................ 16
The Twist: Beatitudes ............................................................................................................................ 18
How Freddy Gives Us Hope .................................................................................................................. 22
Section 3 - Manuscript ............................................................................................................................... 27
Section 4 - Annotated Bibliography ........................................................................................................ 138
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Dedication
Normal Man and this supporting thesis are dedicated to my parents who always told me I could
do great things, my dog who thinks I am a superhero, and my wife who is a superhero.
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Acknowledgments
I would like to thank my savior, Jesus, for saving me time and time again, and my wife for
encouraging me to keep going.
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Abstract
Normal Man is a screenplay about Freddy, a below-average underdog who changes the world
with the power of his positive thinking. The thesis briefly explores the psychology of how a person’s
perceived self-image could stop a highly qualified individual from achieving their dreams, while an
underqualified person with a positive self-image can go on to greatness. Other underdogs are compared
against Freddy in order to provide a relatable yet successful protagonist. The Beatitudes from Jesus’
Sermon on the Mount are also analyzed to show how the supposed “backward” attitudes of Christianity
can save the day.
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Section 1 - Normal Man Artist Statement
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Clickbait articles and videos bombard us online. Vanity Fair, Self, and Glamour call to us from
the grocery store checkout line. Politicians enrage us when they propose or pass laws just for the sake of
getting more votes next time. Athletes confound and amaze us with double sudden death triple overtime
penalty shots or extra innings. Everywhere we look we are confronted with people who seem better than
us. They’re stronger or smarter or better looking. We wish we were them. We wish we had their lives,
their mansions, and their moments on late-night talk shows. But t the end of the day when we turn off the
television, we walk into the bathroom to get ready for bed and the only person staring at us from the
mirror is ourselves. We think that we aren’t able to actually make a real difference in the world. And so
we dream.
Impetus: Why am I doing it?
We dream of really being able to make a difference in the world. Laws get overturned, authorities
have to follow the rules, and it seems like the bad guys get away with everything. But not in our dreams.
In our dreams we can fly, we beat up the school bully who used to steal our lunch money, and we know
just what to say to melt hearts. Real life is a letdown, but our dreams are always entertaining. And that is
why superhero movies are so popular right now. The world is a big messed up place and getting worse
each day. But on the silver screen, Batman and Thor are keeping the forces of chaos and evil at bay.
But even in superhero movies we only see the world’s image of what makes someone super. Thor
and Captain America have jawlines so strong you could build a skyscraper on them. Iron Man graduated
from MIT, Batman has a law degree from Yale, and Spider-Man has a graduate degree in biophysics and a
doctorate in biochemistry. Marvel and DC seem to reserve the dropouts and ugly mugs for the villains,
but many of us identify as the less-than-perfect. In the 2018 census, only 3.5% of Americans aged 25 or
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older had a professional or doctorate degree. (“Number of People with Masters”) Yet it seems like every
member of the Avengers has at least two.
And what about positive body image? People online decry fat-shaming as a sin worse than
genocide, yet we have reports of Hugh Jackman passing out while filming Logan . (Nerdist) Actors,
comedians, and producers went to jail by the truckload for making improper advances towards women on
sets, yet the Black Widow and Wonder Woman look like they were poured into their uniforms. These are
the people we are supposed to look up to. But when I looked at them, I decided that I had had enough.
I was tired of the short fat guys getting written in as comic relief. I was frustrated at never
measuring up to the mental or physical images that Hollywood told me I should be. I know plenty of
amazing people who are overweight or have poor complexion. Some of the kindest people I know are not
very intelligent. So one day I imagined what it would be like to have a movie where the dumb, fat, and
ugly guy saves the day.
Vision: What do I want to do with it?
I don’t want Normal Man to merely save the day, however. I want this film to change minds.
Millennials struggle with depression. We want things to be better, but all our efforts seem futile. We vote
and the other guy gets elected. We try to save for houses and the market implodes before we can afford
one. We try to stay informed only to learn that half the news out there is fake news or clickbait articles.
So we curl up with our avocado toast, scroll through a few pages of memes, and watch the world burn.
We feel surges of enthusiasm when we see people on the news introducing new legislation for a
worthy cause. We get excited when the quarterback escapes the offensive linemen and runs in a
touchdown. But when the television powers down and we plug our phones in for the night we just sink
deeper into the gloom as we compare ourselves to those people. We feel like the comic relief in a
superhero movie. I didn’t identify with Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Far From Home. I identified with
Ned Leeds. Fat, nerdy, more comfortable with a computer than with a bunch of other people my age at a
party? Yeah, that’s me.
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Hollywood says that fat and nerdy people aren’t good enough to be superheroes. But I know
plenty of people who don’t look the part who are still heroes in my community. What about the old guy
at work? He’s been with the company for forty-three years, his back is hunched, and he’s got a few health
issues. He has taught me so much about my job from our document management system to where we
keep spare parts to how to properly annotate drawings before they get released for production. My father
also comes to mind. He volunteers at a food bank. There are never any camera crews there or reporters,
and nobody ever sees him there. But he’s helping people in my community stay fed. The list goes on: the
recovered addict who continues to volunteer at recovery meetings to help others, the greeter at the grocery
store who always has a word of encouragement, the Sunday school teacher who deals with crying toddlers
every week out of the goodness of her heart. Without these people, our communities would crumble and
fall apart.
The news and the movies rarely show these people. They show us the CEOs and senators, but
never the soup kitchen workers or the school janitors. These are the people I want to show to the world.
Freddy is one of these people. He owns a comic book store in a rough part of town. He has a
one-bedroom apartment right next to the train tracks. He’s been mugged on the way to work a few times.
His store has bars on the windows. It’s not a good situation. But he is one of those guys who will never
say never. He’s always got a smile and a friendly word for anyone he meets. He buys coffee for the
homeless man on the corner every morning even though he’s barely making ends meet. His natural
tendency is to help those around him and nothing short of an act of God can stop Freddy. He is the
embodiment of the unseen hero in our communities.
Context: Who is going to get it?
Freddy will not be, however, another sob story. I cannot deny the success of the Hallmark
Channel and its cozy holiday movies. Hallmark released 40 Christmas movies in 2021. That was the
same amount as in 2020 and 2019. (Fitzgerald) People are obviously watching and paying for their
movies. But that’s not the audience I want to speak to.
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I am also not seeking awards or accolades. Film festivals lavish awards on niche movies and
their crews all the time. They may be really great movies with spectacular performances. The plot may
be gripping and move people to cry. They may have actors and actresses who inspire or condemn and
cause the viewers to make real changes in their lives. But they never make it on a national scale. Perhaps
this is an indictment of the common people and their lack of taste. Perhaps this is an indictment on
myself and how quickly I am selling out. But I prefer to think I am choosing the most widely accepted
delivery system for my message.
And that delivery system is going to be action! We need explosions! We need car chases! We
need lame one-liners that make people roll their eyes so hard that they get concussions. Those are the
movies the masses go to see, and that is the format I am aiming for. Not for the money, not for the fame,
but so I can talk to as many people as possible.
The 2010s saw an explosion of superhero movies. The Marvel franchise began rolling out an
ambitious movie lineup. Iron Man began the franchise in 2008, and after a hugely positive response to
the movie, Marvel began a schedule that would introduce many of the main superheroes, bring them
together, tear them apart, and ultimately pit them against anything the multiverse had to throw at them.
This has led to thirty movies being made so far, with at least ten more in the works. (“Marvel Movies In
Order”)
Marvel is not making so many movies just because comic book fans send lots of fan mail.
They’re making these movies because they generate tons of revenue. They generate so much revenue
because so many people see the movies. The top-grossing movies of the 2010s include five Marvel
movies in the top 10. Black Panther brought in $1.349 billion at position 10, while Avengers: Endgame
brought in over $2.799 billion and was the top-grossing movie in the last decade. Comic book movies
hold twelve of the top fifty spots, with franchises like The Fast and the Furious , the Jurassic World
trilogy, Star Wars , James Bond , and The Hobbit trilogy taking most of the rest of the spots. Now, these
movies aren’t just mindless explosions and fast cars. While the capes and the superpowers probably
helped their sales a bit, they have much to tell us about the human condition or the value of kindness.
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One of the defining characteristics of a hero is courage. Courage is the “mental or moral strength
to venture, persevere, and withstand danger, fear, or difficulty.” (“Courage”) Throughout Tony Stark’s
career as Iron Man, he is conflicted with his desire to be a playboy billionaire and his inner conscience
telling him to help people and do the right thing. He enjoys immense fame when he tells the world that he
is indeed Iron Man and he relishes his position as the unofficial leader of the Avengers. Yet for all his
bravado, when push came to shove, it was Tony who took the nuclear missile through the portal to save
New York. ( The Avengers ) He knew it was going to be a one-way trip, and it nearly killed him, but he
chose to proceed in the face of danger. He decided that he had to push aside his fear and do what needed
to be done even though it might cost him his life.
Freddy will not come across many life-threatening situations in my screenplay. But he will have
to stand up to adversity as he tries to save the superheroes. He will have many opportunities to throw in
the towel and give up. He will be laughed at, rejected, and scorned. His attempts to help will be met with
derision and even violence. But he knows that giving up on these people isn’t an option. They seem all
put together when they have a press conference, but he sees their real side back at the headquarters. The
superheroes in Normal Man are flawed and hurting people just like the rest of us. And that’s who Freddy
is going to save.
The other aspect of Normal Man that will hook audiences is the underdog theme. If we look at
Tony Stark, we see nothing of an underdog. But Tony’s friend Steve Rogers, better known as Captain
America, is the epitome of an underdog. (Captain America: The First Avenger) He was short. He was
skinny. He never got the girl and he wasn’t allowed to join the war effort at a time when nearly every
able-bodied man was drafted to go fight the Nazis. But he never gave up. He had visited all the recruiters
in the area, many times giving fake identities, just to be able to join and help fight. And each time he was
rejected he got up and tried again.
Later on, when he was selling bonds, he was told he was not allowed to go save his friends
behind enemy lines. But he couldn’t sit there in comfort and safety while his friends were being held
captive by the Germans. He didn’t know how to fight, he was a glorified salesman. Sure he had the
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muscles now, but inside he was still that scrawny kid from the Bronx. But even though nobody believed
he could do it, perhaps because they didn’t believe, he commandeered a motorcycle and embraced his
destiny.
Steve Rogers is joined by a host of other underdogs that were never in a comic book. Daniel
“Rudy” Ruettiger was too small to play and not smart enough to attend college. But his determination
kept pushing him forward until he finally got a chance to play football. ( Rudy ) Disney’s Alladin tells the
tale of a homeless street urchin who rises to greatness with the help of a genie, but in the end, his humble
roots and tender heart are what save the day. ( Alladin ) Po the panda had zero martial arts ability, but after
being chosen to be the next Dragon Warrior by an accident, he resolves to train as hard as he can to learn
kung fu and ends up saving his village. ( Kung Fu Panda ) Emmet Brickowski doesn’t have a creative
block in his body, but he is prophesied to be The Special and is supposed to be a Master Builder. He
spent his whole life following plans and never building anything creatively. All the other Master Builders
laugh at him and tell him he’ll never build anything great. But in the end, he tries anyway and saves the
day. ( The LEGO Movie ) These characters weren’t anything special to those around them. But although
they knew this well, they never gave up trying.
This is what Normal Man is all about. Everybody tells him he can’t do it. His snarky friend at
the comic shop tells him he’ll never be anything great. The other superheroes tell him he’s only getting in
their way. And at the end, the supervillain tells him he’s a joke. That is what the world is telling us. We
can’t change the course of history by casting one single vote. We can’t save the environment by recycling
a few jars and plastic bottles each week. We can’t secure the hope and future of the next generation just
by reading bedtime stories. But we can. And that is what Freddy is going to show the world. He saves
the superheroes each time he mends their costume or gives them a hot cup of tea after they fight crime.
We save the world each time we put a bandaid on a skinned knee or hold the door open for someone. We
save the world each time we toss a bottle in the recycling or put our ballet in the box.
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Significance: How will it change the world?
That vote is not going to get cast, however, if people don’t want to go vote. Moms and dads
won’t stand up and be better parents if they think it’s a hopeless cause. I want people to believe in
themselves again. I want people to not just understand they can be super, I want them to want to be super.
I got married last year to a wonderful woman with two daughters, so last Christmas was my first
time shopping for toys. We bought an Easy Bake Oven and some home science experiment kits. We
bought them clothes, of course. We even found a bust with long hair so the girls could braid, comb, and
style it to their hearts’ content. One of the things I noticed while shopping, however, was the absolute
inundation of movie merchandise. Black Panther claws and Mjolnir hammers lined one aisle while
Frozen dresses and Minions crowded the next. People want to be Elsa and T’Chaka.
I want people to want to be Freddy. He is going to be the underdog that people cheer for, and he
is going to be the savior of the superheroes. His character, however, is what I most want to show to
audiences. Throughout the movie, Freddy is going to be mocked and rebuffed. I want to loosely follow
the Beatitudes with his responses. ( ESV Bible ) Freddy knows he is lowly and humble, or poor in spirit
and meek, and this makes him such a contrast to the superheroes who think they’re the best thing since
sliced bread. Freddy is saddened by his fellow superheroes’ self-induced plight, and it is this mourning
that urges him into action to help them. He hungers after the righteousness of helping his neighbor, he is
merciful to those who mocked him, he is pure in the motives of his heart, and he is one heck of a
peacemaker. Don’t even get me started on persecution. That’s the whole first half of the script. These
beautiful attitudes are what I want viewers to take away from Freddy.
Freddy tries to save the world with feng shui and herbal tea. I am trying to change the world with
a movie script. Everyone tells Freddy he isn’t strong enough or smart enough to make a dent. My inner
voices tell me this is foolishness and I am only chasing after the wind. But Freddy never gave up, so I’m
not going to either.
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Section 2 - Critical Paper: Normal Man
Discussion of the Craft: How To Make A Superhero Movie
Normal Man will not exist in a vacuum. The world has been inundated with superhero movies in
recent years and this will merely be a drop in the bucket. That means that Normal Man will have plenty
of precedents to pull from, as well as plenty of competition to rise against. The biggest competition
comes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, or the MCU. This cinematic undertaking is the first of its
kind with over 40 movies already produced or in production that all share the same universe, overall plot,
and characters. From Ant-Man to the Hulk, these films have drawn billions of dollars in revenue and
millions of viewers to the cinemas. But what makes these movies so successful?
In part, their success lies in the fact that their characters are relatable. Comic book heroes of the
past seemed to be incorruptible paragons of virtue. Superman would never allow his feelings to interfere
with stopping Lex Luthor. Sure they had their weaknesses, but they always seemed to be external forces,
like Superman’s kryptonite. But as the comic book industry matured, its heroes did as well. The heroes
became more relatable as the industry matured, with many developing very relatable flaws and
personality tics. Today we have Tony Stark battling with narcissism, Thor combatting depression, and
most of the Avengers dealing with PTSD in some form or another. Many people out in the audience can
identify with those struggles. It's their flaws that make them so believable.
Today’s comic book heroes make flawed personal choices as well. Sure they might be saving the
world, but are they doing so for the right reasons? Captain America: Civil War explored the hero’s
motivations as it split the Avengers and pitted them against themselves. Tony Stark supported
government oversight in the Avengers’ activities while Steve Rogers did not. Tony acted out of shame for
his role in the creation of Ultron. Steve operated from a position of mistrust of his country. Both shame
and mistrust are motivators that have led to many poor decisions across the world. Wars have been fought
and families have been broken because of shame and mistrust.
These very common problems that the superheroes face in today’s movies are what keep
audiences coming back to the theatres. And these problems are going to run through all the characters in
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Normal Man . The superheroes in the Hero’s Guild are flawed and broken people. Many of them are
alcoholics, quite a few are narcissists, and a handful of mental illnesses pop up here and there through the
ranks. The three main heroes are Blasto, Katana Kate, and Frank the Tank. Blasto has severe anger
issues and nearly hurts Freddy a few times during their interactions. Kate has narcissistic qualities and
likes to turn a blind eye to Blasto and Frank’s shenanigans while they’re not fighting crime. And Frank
struggles with alcoholism. All three are also complacent and would rather stick with the status quo
instead of trying to grow or improve themselves.
Freddy is no saint either. He is afraid of failure and struggles with hero worship of the
superheroes. Toward the beginning of the movie, he tries to get their signature on his application to join
the Hero’s Guild. He tries to tell them it’s an application but every time he opens his mouth they talk over
him, and he lets them because he is too afraid to interrupt them. Later on, Freddy endures some scathing
verbal abuse from Blasto and Frank on two different instances, but meekly accepts it. And at the
midpoint in Act II, Freddy nearly breaks down and gives up because of his reception in the Hero’s Guild.
These feelings of doubt and depression will resonate with audiences who feel powerless in their own
lives.
Enter Stage Left: The Underdog
Superhero movies aren’t the only films that relate to Normal Man . While Freddy isn’t a
superhero, he is an underdog. Underdog movies have captivated audiences for decades as the unlikely
character rises up to save the day. Some of the best-known underdog movies include Aladdin, Rudy, and
from more modern times, Kung Fu Panda, and The LEGO Movie. All of these movies feature a main
character who came from nothing.
Aladdin was a street urchin without a penny to his name. The opening scenes show him stealing
bread just to stay alive. But it is the underdog’s character that helps them rise above their circumstances.
Aladdin shows his true colors when he shares his bread with other beggars. Later on, he rescues Princess
Jasmin from an angry merchant without any thought of repayment. As the movie progresses and Aladdin
becomes snared by Jafars plots, he finds the lamp and meets the genie. Suddenly Aladdin’s money
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troubles seem to be over. But as we all know, money comes and goes. It is a person’s character that
remains in the end. When Aladdin’s wealth and influence are taken away from him, he still manages to
trick Jafar into becoming a genie and trapping himself in a lamp. When it was all said and done, Aladdin
had one wish left, but instead of regaining his lost wealth and princely title, he spends his last wish to set
the genie free. This moved the sultan so much that he changed the law to allow Jasmin and Aladdin to
marry.
Aladdin was based on Arabic folk tales, but Rudy was based on real-life events. Rudy is a factory
worker at a steel mill who doesn’t have the grades, talent, or physical ability to compete in college
football. But playing for Notre Dame was his biggest dream. After a close call with death, Rudy decides
to try and achieve his dream. When his application to Notre Dame is refused, Rudy looks to community
college to help his grades improve. After two years of classes and three refused applications to Notre
Dame, he finally gets accepted and transfers to his dream university. But his troubles don’t stop there.
He tries to join the football team but just isn’t tall enough or big enough. But after a while, the coach
notices Rudy’s determination and lets him join the practice squad. Again, Rudy tries for the impossible
and asks to join the team for the last game of his senior year. The coach refuses and Rudy quits the team
in despair. His teammates, who by now are impressed with Rudy’s resolve, go into the coach’s office one
by one to petition to let Rudy play in the last game. In the end, Rudy got to play and sacked the opposing
team’s quarterback. Throughout the movie, Rudy's persistence enabled an ordinary man to do
extraordinary things.
Kung Fu Panda is another underdog movie about an ordinary character doing the extraordinary.
Po is a panda who lacks the strength, training, or hand-eye coordination to be a kung fu master. He works
with his adoptive father selling noodles, but always wishes he could be something more. When a martial
arts competition comes to his town, Po accidentally gets caught up in the middle of it and is declared the
Dragon Warrior that prophecy foretold. The other students of the monastery are dubious, but the master
won’t change his mind. Po repeatedly fails the tests and training set forth by the monastery and despairs
of ever being a master. He is too fat and lazy. One of the teachers, however, realizes that Po’s most
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significant weakness may in fact be his biggest strength. He teaches Po to use his love of food as a way
to learn martial arts. In this way, Po is able to defeat the evil warrior that was trying to become the next
Dragon Warrior. Po saves his village not with chopsticks, but with ingenuity.
In The LEGO Movie, ingenuity is the one thing Emmit lacks. Emmit is a construction worker
without the vision or creativity to be a Master Builder. He loves doing the same thing over and over
according to the master plan and doesn’t ever want to branch out or change. But change is coming, and
when he learns of a plan to freeze his world, Emmit is forced to change his ways to save his world. One
of the other Master Builders had prophesied that a new Master Builder would come to save the world, and
that Emmit is The Special. But none of the other Master Builders believe the prophecy, including Emmit.
So when push comes to shove, Emmit does the only thing he knows how to do and sacrifices himself to
stop the enemy. This selfless act catalyzes the rest of the Master Builders into action and they stop the
destruction of the world.
In Normal Man , Freddy is not going to be saving the world. But he is going to save the
superheroes. Like the other underdogs mentioned above, Freddy comes from nothing. He is poor, lonely,
and not very attractive. He works at a comic book store in a bad part of town and struggles to make ends
meet. But his determination to keep going no matter what odds are stacked against him keeps a smile on
his face and a song in his heart. When he finds the application to join the Hero’s Guild and eventually
gets accepted, things begin to look up for Freddy. But just like Rudy, his troubles do not end there. The
other heroes are against him from the very start and don’t accept his unorthodox methods of helping. But
as time passes, Freddy’s methods begin to positively affect the heroes’ lives. His ingenuity helps them
fight crime better and his positivity helps bring many of the heroes out of their self-serving frames of
mind. Like Alladin, Rudy, Po, and Emmit, Freddy comes from nothing to rise up and change the world.
The Twist: Beatitudes
If we look back at world changers, the most prominent person from a Christian perspective is
Christ himself. This man changed the course of human history. His life is the foundation upon which the
whole world bases its calendar. And ultimately, he brought about an end to the separation between man
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and God. But Jesus wasn’t a conqueror or a mighty warrior. He told his disciples to turn the other cheek
and pray for their enemies. One of his most famous discussions was the Sermon on the Mount in which
he took the popular opinion about what makes a person great and turned it on its head.
Jesus said that the blessed people are those whom society considers losers and failures. He
proclaimed that those who are meek, who mourned, and who are poor in spirit will inherit the Kingdom of
Heaven. Many people in that day laughed at Jesus and dismissed him as a fool. And people today are no
different. Men and women who make the front cover of Time or Forbes are not usually considered meek
or poor in spirit. Most superheroes aren’t either. Yet if we look closely, we can see examples of the
beatitudes in modern film.
Some of the movies we’ve already looked at exhibit characters who are poor in spirit. Humility is
one of the most underrated qualities in our world these days, but it can move mountains. Pride fights and
stirs up conflict, but humility brings peace. Nobody can fight against someone who doesn’t fight back.
Nobody can argue with someone who won’t verbally spar with them. Humility pulls down the walls and
encourages inclusivity.
Steve Rogers shows humility in his origin movie. He starts out as a skinny young man before the
serum treatment. But even though he isn’t strong or capable, he still considers others before he thinks of
himself. In the famous scene with the grenade, Colonel Chester Phillips tosses a fake grenade into a
group of army recruits. All the men dive away to save themselves, but Steve Rogers leaps onto the
grenade in order to shield those around him from the blast. Later on, when he is a bond salesman, he
learns of Allied soldiers that are being held by Nazi forces. Colonel Phillips refuses to send troops out to
rescue the soldiers. Although Steve has no formal combat training, he heads out and saves them.
Po the panda also showed humility in Kung Fu Panda . He never considers himself to be a good
candidate for the Dragon Warrior and doesn’t believe Master Oogway’s decision to make Po the Dragon
Warrior. This lasts nearly the whole movie until he meets the evil Tai Lung. Tai Lung wants to be the
Dragon Warrior and enters the monastery in order to take the Dragon Scroll for himself. Po, still
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believing that he has no chance of defeating Tai Lung, stands up to protect his friends. He believes it will
be his death, but nonetheless, he puts their lives ahead of his own.
Freddy will follow in the footsteps of Po and Steve Rogers. He is enamored with the other heroes
in the Hero’s Guild and constantly puts them first at his own expense. He knows that he has no
superpowers and constantly defers to those who do. In one scene, Freddy tries to help the heroes relax
after a particularly difficult mission. But Blasto is having none of it and verbally lashes out at Freddy.
Freddy apologizes and retreats. In another scene, a crime alert comes on the main computer and the
heroes are deciding who will go out to stop the bad guys. Freddy isn’t picked, much to his chagrin, but
when the heroes leave to fight crime, Freddy is genuinely supportive of them and doesn’t hold a grudge.
Thor also put others’ lives before his own but at a steep cost to himself. In his origin movie, he
falls in love with Dr. Jane Foster. But after returning to Asgard to stop Loki’s plans, Thor destroys the
Bifrost bridge and prevents himself from seeing Jane again. Later, in Ragnarok , Thor’s father Odin dies.
The final straw comes in Infinity War when Thanos kills half the universe. Thor can’t take any more and
sinks into a deep depression. Jesus said, “Blessed are those mourn, for they shall be comforted.” (ESV
Matt. 5:4) Thor temporarily shakes off his depression in Endgame but the dull ache of loneliness follows
him into Love and Thunder . It is only when he reunites with Dr. Jane Foster that he is able to reconcile
himself to all the loss he has endured. Gorr, the god killer, is moved by Thors honor and decides to
revive his daughter instead of killing all the gods. After Gorr dies, Thor adopts Gorrs daughter and
becomes a father. In this way, he is comforted by his new family and goes on to build a life together with
his new daughter.
Freddy also deals with depression. During the day he is all smiles and cheerfulness, but at night
after he goes to his room the mask comes off and he confides to his pet turtle that he doesn’t think he’s cut
out for this job. He tries so hard to help, but most of the time, the heroes aren’t helped by what he did and
are mad at Freddy for even trying to help. In fact, at the midpoint of the film Freddy nearly throws in the
towel. It takes a visit from the eldest superhero to encourage him to keep on trying.
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Despite his depression, Thor was one of the most self-assured and confident superheroes.
Spider-Man, on the other hand, was one of the least. Peter Parker was just a high school kid when he got
bit by a spider and developed his superpowers. Yet he still retained his meek attitude. He looked up to
Tony Stark like a father and never lost the awe of his fellow Avengers. Even in Captain America: Civil
War when the heroes were fighting each other, Peter kept apologizing to the people he was fighting or
complimenting them and telling them he was a big fan. Even as he was fighting, Spider-Man used his
strength and agility to stop others from getting hit like when he pulled Captain America’s shield away or
stopped Bucky from hitting him instead of hitting back. This showed Peters attitude of meekness like he
was walking amongst giants and was afraid of making a misstep.
One of the heroes Spider-Man kept complimenting was Captain America. Both Spider-Man and
Captain America show mercy throughout their films. Steve Rogers repeatedly seeks out his friend Bucky
in multiple attempts to save him. First in Captain America: Winter Soldier , Steve finds out that the
assassin known as the Winter Soldier is his long-lost friend Bucky. Rogers refuses to fight his friend,
believing that his friend may yet be saved. Later on in Captain America: Civil War , Rogers again tries to
save Bucky and break his brainwashing. It is this mercy that causes Iron Man to turn on his friend and
leads to their fighting. But ultimately, Rogers merciful character is what helps to break down the walls
of conflict within the Avengers.
Spider-Man is also known for his merciful nature. Some of the oldest comics depict Peter Parker
as a stereotypical “nice guy.” When he defeats burglars or muggers on the streets of New York City, he
usually leaves them tied up with webbing and waiting for the police to find them. All three Spider-Man
iterations, including Tobey McGuire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland, show their merciful natures
through all their films. Tobey McGuire saved the people on the train and nearly killed himself in the
process. Andrew Garfield saves the people on the bridge from the reptilian Connors attacks. Tom
Holland fights to stop Toomes from stealing alien weapons from Avengers’ Tower. During the fight,
Toomes’ vulture suit explodes and Peter Parker has a chance to kill him or leave him to die. Instead,
Parker pulls Toomes to safety and leaves him tied up with webs and waiting for the police.
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Freddy doesn’t have superpowers, and he doesn’t get into fights, but he has ample opportunity to
show mercy to his fellow superheroes. During the day while they are out fighting crime, Freddy stays at
the guild headquarters. He keeps busy by helping the heroes in whatever way he can. Blasto and Frank
the Tank repeatedly berate Freddy for his attempts to help. Freddy could get even with them while
they’re out in the daytime, but instead, he tries harder to help them. In one exchange, Freddy has shrunk
Blasto’s uniform in the laundry. Blasto rips into Freddy in front of the whole group of superheroes. But
instead of revenge, Freddy makes Blasto a new uniform.
As Normal Man progresses and Freddy interacts with the superheroes, he will show audiences
how Jesus’ version of strength can save the day. Many people would disagree that meekness, humility, or
mourning can be strengths. But we’ve seen how superheroes in Marvel movies use the beatitudes to their
advantage, and Freddy will do the same.
How Freddy Gives Us Hope
Freddy could be the best friend with the noblest intentions to these superheroes, but if the
audiences don’t get anything from Freddy, then what’s the point? Freddy isn’t just giving the superheroes
a new outlook on life, he is giving them hope. He doesn’t just show audiences that superheroes can
change, he shows audiences that they can change too. He shows audiences that they need hope.
To start with, Freddy himself needs hope. The movie starts with Freddy working a low-paying
job, living in a tiny apartment, and having no friends. He is mugged on his way to work. He barely has
enough money to afford food. His life is hopeless. He can’t realistically expect anything to change. But
then one day he gets a surprise.
He works at a comic book store and one day when he gets a new shipment of comics, one of them
has a superhero application form. This eventually leads to Freddy leaving his ‘normal world’ and joining
the superhero guild. But this single piece of paper he finds folded up in a vintage comic book was the one
thing he needed to regain his hope. He almost succumbs to despair in the first scene when he misses an
opportunity to get a superhero’s autograph. But after he finds the application, he has renewed vigor for
his goals.
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Later on at the midpoint, Freddy almost gives up again. He has worked tirelessly to improve the
lives of those around him. He has tried bringing them hot tea after they get back from a fight in order to
help their muscles relax and repair, but he is laughed at and ignored. He tried to make a new uniform for
one of the main superheroes, but that hero explodes in anger. Freddy tries rearranging the headquarters in
order to help the heroes get out the door more efficiently when villains attack. All the superheroes laugh
at him and tell him how dumb he is.
Freddy almost breaks from the constant doubt and harassment from the superheroes. But the
mentor figure on the superhero team steps in and reminds Freddy why he is fighting. He tells Freddy that
he is making a difference and that the others are beginning to change. “After all,” he says, “that’s why I
approved your application.” This gives Freddy a shot in the arm and he continues to try to help the
superheroes. Eventually, his efforts begin to produce fruit and the superheroes appreciate Freddy.
Audiences need to be reminded that even a small thing can give us hope. In Thor: Love and
Thunder , Gorr becomes a god-killer when his god lets his daughter die. He goes mad with hatred and
begins traveling across the galaxy killing gods. At the end of the movie when Thor and Dr. Jane Foster,
now known as Mighty Thor, try to stop Gorr, they ultimately lose the battle. Gorr summons Eternity who
will give him one wish, and he plans to wish for the death of all gods.
At this critical moment, Thor turns away. He cradles the dying Jane in his arms and cherishes his
last moments with her. Gorr is flabbergasted. “How dare you turn your back on me?” Thor is not
intimidated. Here he is, about to die, and his only desire is to be with the woman he loves. “Why would I
spend my last moments with you when I can be with her? I choose love.” Thors strongest move was to
stop fighting. This profoundly changed how Gorr viewed others and that tiny glimmer of hope changed
his heart. Instead of wishing for the death of all the gods, Gorr wished for his daughter to be brought
back to life. Hope saved Thor. Hope saved all the other gods who were still out there. Hope even saved
Gorr, redeeming him right before the god-killing sword took his life.
Thor and Freddy are not the only ones who are saved by hope. In Normal Man , Blasto, Katana
Kate, and the other superheroes need it. They go through their lives living only for themselves.
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Whenever they save the city, it is so they can get accolades. They want to show up on the news, on
magazine covers, and in people’s social media feeds. They don’t care about actually saving anybody’s
life. All they want is to look good. Unfortunately, for them, this behavior is self-destructive. It is
unsustainable and one day the bottom will drop out if they’re not careful. We see that in Frank the Tank’s
life. He rejects Fredyd’s help and ultimately ends up leaving the superheroes guild and siding with the
supervillain.
When Freddy comes into their lives, the superheroes begin to realize that they are not the center
of existence. When they go fight the villains to save someone, the act of saving needs to be their goal.
Not the news cameras afterward. Freddy gives them hope they didn’t know they need when they start
living for someone besides themselves. When the other heroes see Frank’s fall, the hope that Freddy
showed them is even clearer.
In The LEGO Movie , Emmitt and the rest of the Master Builders are stuck in prison while they
watch President Business destroy Bricksburg. Business has also set an explosive to destroy all the Master
Builders. During the whole movie, Emmitt has been struggling with the prophecy that he is supposed to
be the Special, but he doesn’t believe it. He believes that these Master Builders stuck here in the prison
with him are the real geniuses and he is only holding them back. Now, they are all going to die, and the
world they had tried to save would be doomed. Emmitt makes a heroic decision to sacrifice himself in
order to stop the bomb from exploding.
The Master builders can’t believe it. But they latch on to this flame of hope and escape the
prison. They form a resistance and begin fighting President Business. The Master Builders remember
how hard Emmitt tried, even though he wasn’t a master like them, and they encourage the population of
Bricksburg to start building things too. Emmitt’s gift of hope ended up empowering every citizen of the
LEGO world.
While Freddy doesn’t sacrifice himself, he does deliver the same gift of hope to the superheroes
in Normal Man . Once the heroes begin to listen to Freddy and try his seemingly foolish suggestions, they
start winning. They begin to defeat the villains when they go out on an alert. At one point Freddy
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rearranges the mission briefing room where all the superheroes' gear waits in lockers and hooks on walls.
Freddy realizes it would be better if he set things up in a streamlined approach so people aren’t bumping
into each other. Once the locker area has become efficient, he declares they’ll make it out much faster.
All the heroes laugh at him. But the next time there is an alert, they rush out, gear up, and go fight crime.
That night when they return, Katana Kate analyzes their statistics and realizes he was right all along.
They won that battle because they were ready in record time thanks to Freddy’s reorganization.
In a different scene, Freddy volunteers his expertise. He’s read a lot of comic books working at
his old job at the comic book store, and he’s seen some of the tactics the villains are using. Freddy is
ruthlessly mocked, but when the heroes go out that day, they are beaten. When they return home, they
realize the villains used the exact tactic Freddy warned them about. Later on, they are able to defeat the
villains more often because of Freddy’s help.
In all these examples, the characters find or give hope. And that is what helps them win the fight
against evil. Freddy finds hope in encouragement from a mentor figure. The superheroes find hope
against enemies they couldn’t defeat. And ultimately, the superheroes find the hope they didn’t realize
they needed in the first place. They become better people. Their character is refined and cleaned because
of the hope that Freddy brings to the Superheroes’ Guild. This is what I want to deliver to audiences.
Some may empathize with Freddy and think that they don’t have the ability to make an impact on
the world. I would counter with Freddy’s life and show them that anyone, regardless of their size, shape,
beauty rating, or intelligence level, can positively impact the world. Sully Sharp, the supervillain, is the
strongest and smartest person in the story. He has more superpowers than the rest of the superheroes or
supervillains. He is remarkably good-looking. But he doesn’t possess the power to be great because he
treats other people like garbage. Freddy is his foil in all ways: he’s under-intelligent, overweight, and not
that handsome. But he cares so deeply about his fellow people that he cannot help but be great because
he lifts up those around him.
Others in the audience may feel like Blasto and be stuck in a self-destructive rut. They may feel
like they’re doing the same thing over and over again and they have no recourse. I want to show them the
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superheroes who were stuck in a rut. I want to show them how self-centered and conceited they were,
then show them changing. I want to give them hope that change is possible. Blasto has super anger
issues and hurts the ones he loves. Katana Kate is codependent and can’t act without the group’s consent.
They all have issues, flaws, and character defects, but they all change because someone was willing to
help them. But more importantly, they were willing to accept the change.
When audiences see this movie, I want them to walk out of the theater inspired to change. I don’t
care if they remember the characters or walk away with a new list of one-liners to share at work. I don’t
care if they think the action was on par with Marvel or DC or Lucasfilm. All I want is to show them
hope. Freddy was nothing. At the end of the movie, he is still just a regular guy, just a normal man. But
that man traded in the currency of hope everywhere he went. He saved the superheroes.
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Section 3 - Manuscript
NORMAL MAN
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INT. CONVENTION CENTER, CANON CITY - MORNING
PEOPLE IN COSTUME MINGLE WITH FANS. BOOTHS DISPLAY COMIC BOOKS
and superhero memorabilia. A line of people waits on autographs
from the superheroes.
FREDDY MIDLETON (43) stands in line. He is shorter than
average, fatter than average, and less handsome than average.
He wears a backpack filled to bursting, a heavily laden fanny
pack, has spare Sharpies in his shirt pocket, and a huge smile
on his face.
People in line rub tired shoulders. Children talk too loudly
and tug on their parents’ arms. Someone is having an argument
on their cell phone and gesturing wildly in line. People near
him give him dirty looks.
Freddy wears a big smile, is bouncing on his toes, and
constantly looking ahead to see how close he is. An ATTENDANT
(19) chewing gum and staring off into space stands at the front
of the line letting people in to get autographs.
ATTENDANT
Next!
A COSPLAYER (33) in a long trench coat in front of Freddy steps
forward but he’s standing on the tails. It rips!
COSPLAYER
Hey, watch out! You friggin
idiot, you ruined my costume!
Freddy claps his hands to his face.
FREDDY
I am so sorry! Is that Katana
Kate’s first costume? It’s
fantastic! Back when she was
working with the Mental Maverick?
He takes off his backpack and pulls out a sewing kit. The
Cosplayer closes her mouth and lowers her fists. She stares
curiously at Freddy.
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COSPLAYER
Yeah, that’s right. Wow, most
people don’t remember this outfit.
FREDDY
Well, I’m a bit obsessive.
COSPLAYER
Haha, aren’t we all?
Freddy holds up a needle.
FREDDY
You mind if I?
She takes off the jacket and hands it to him.
FREDDY (CONT’D)
I usually come as Mr. Brawny but
my costume is at the cleaners.
This is a simple French seam. Put
a patch here and here, and voila!
The cosplayer’s mouth falls open. She puts on the jacket.
FREDDY
You’re gonna want to get that
re-sewn for real, but that patch
should hold for the rest of the
day.
COSPLAYER
Wow, that was quick.
FREDDY
You might look into replacing this
seam and the one on the other side
with a row of buttons. That way
you can transition from this to
the vest she wore.
Freddy hands over the jacket and begins packing up his sewing
supplies.
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COSPLAYER
That’s a good idea. I’d love to
see your Mr. Brawny outfit next
time the con is back in town.
FREDDY
Hey, that would be a lot of fun!
ATTENDANT
Next!
The Cosplayer goes forward to meet the superheroes. Freddy
waits at the front of the line. As soon as the Cosplayer gets
her autographs and starts to leave, all the heroes get up
looking at their watches.
FREDDY
(pointing)
Oh look! They must have gotten an
alert! This is so cool!
ATTENDANT
Sorry folks, the line is closed.
The heroes have a special alert to
get to. Please come back next
time.
FRANK THE TANK (34) pulls out a flask as he walks away.
FRANK THE TANK
Yeah, a lunch alert!
The other superheroes laugh. The attendant hangs the velvet
rope in front of Freddy, barring him from the autograph table.
She doesn’t make eye contact.
ATTENDANT
Sorry Freddy, maybe next time.
Freddy stands there looking at the empty autograph table as the
other people in line turn and leave.
INT. BODEGA - EVENING
Freddy is at a bodega with groceries on the counter. He reaches
into his pocket and doesn’t have enough money. He moves a
frozen dinner to the side and CHECK OUT LADY (54) shakes her
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head. He moves something else and she frowns at him. He moves
a pack of soda and she smiles and reaches over to take all his
money. She gives him 1 penny back as change.
INT. NICE RESTAURANT IN CANON CITY - EVENING
BLASTO (29) Frank the Tank, and KATANA KATE (32) walk into a
restaurant, walk past everyone standing in line, and go towards
the back. Some people frown, others look lovingly at the
heroes. The superheroes don’t pay attention.
A WAITER (30) runs ahead of them to the table they’re aiming
for, argues with the people sitting there, and then they all get
up and leave. Other wait staff rushes out with clean plates and
napkins and cups just as the heroes begin to sit down. All the
staff has big fake smiles. The heroes sit down laughing.
INT. FREDDY’S APARTMENT - EVENING
Freddy walks into his 1-room apartment. The paint is cracked
and there is water damage on the wall. He sets the groceries on
the counter then hangs his coat up, smoothing out any wrinkles.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The superheroes return to the guild. Frank has a bottle from the
restaurant. They throw their coats over couches or on the
floor. They go into the kitchen and start getting more drinks.
INT. FREDDY’S APARTMENT - EVENING
Freddy puts the frozen meal into the microwave. He watches it
slowly spin.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The superheroes have a collection of empty bottles and cans
around them on the floor or on tables. They are opening more
all the time. Some spill and they all laugh and go get more.
INT. FREDDY’S APARTMENT - EVENING
Freddy washes the fork and knife he used, throws away the
packaging from the microwave dinner, and takes the trash out.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
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Blasto and Frank wrestle on the ground while Kate yells at them,
angry. Moments later they’re all hugging singing a drinking
song and holding up bottles in toast.
INT. FREDDY’S APARTMENT - EVENING
Freddy stops by his turtle tank and feeds SPEEDY THE TURTLE
(106) some fresh greens. He pats Speedy’s shell, curls up on
the couch with some blankets, and turns out the light.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
Blasto is passed out on the couch. Katana Kate staggers to the
hallway, looks back at Frank, then shakes her head and leaves.
Frank sits on the balcony with a bottle of liquor and takes a
drink.
INT. FREDDY’S APARTMENT - MORNING
Freddy wakes up and gets out of bed. He does some stretches.
FREDDY
Got to limber up. Number one
cause of a pulled muscle is
improper stretching!
He can’t reach his toes and occasionally loses balance. Freddy
stands up and looks through the glass at Speedy.
FREDDY
Good morning pal! Time to get
that cheddar!
(pauses)
Er, well, cabbage. Time to get
that cabbage!
Freddy steps into the kitchen area and hums a few off-tune notes
as he preps the coffee pot.
FREDDY
Gotta get my brew, get my morning
how ya do…
He sets a frying pan on the stove and gets eggs and cheese from
the fridge.
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FREDDY
You know, I saw this video the
other day. It said people in
Japan live to be a hundred and
something just cause they eat so
much fish.
Freddy pulls a can of sardines from the cabinet and looks at it,
but he puts it back. He pulls out a jar of jelly from the
fridge and then pops two pieces of bread into the toaster.
FREDDY
I don’t know about that though.
Turtles live for hundreds of
years, right Speedy? And you
don’t eat fish… do you?
Freddy pauses while cracking eggs into the frying pan. He leans
toward and pushes his glasses up higher on his nose.
FREDDY
Do you eat fish? I wouldn’t want
to be depriving you of… Eh, I’ll
look it up later.
He stirs the eggs once and begins grating cheese.
FREDDY
They say you gotta eat for your
body type though, and I’m pretty
sure cheese is my body type.
Freddy sprinkles cheese on the eggs and puts them on his plate.
Freddy puts jam on the toast, puts them on his plate, and turns
to the tiny TV on the kitchen counter. A news report about the
superheroes trashing a restaurant last night plays, but Freddy
changes the channel.
Some eggs left in the frying pan start to smoke. The smoke
alarm beeps and Freddy shoves the pan into the sink. He opens
the tiny window and begins to wave smoke out.
Speedy looks unconcerned.
EXT. CITY STREETS - MORNING
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Freddy exits his apartment and walks down the street. Trash
clutters alleyways. Graffiti covers building walls. But Freddy
smiles at everyone he meets and waves cheerfully.
He stops at a dumpster where TERRY (65), a homeless man, is just
waking up. Freddy drops a dollar and change into the man’s cup.
FREDDY
Mornin Terry. Looks like it’s
gonna be another beautiful day!
TERRY
Man, Freddy, why you gotta be so
cheerful so early!
FREDDY
Just gotta keep lookin for that
silver lining, pal. It’s there
somewhere.
Freddy sets off down the street as Terry sits up and sips the
coffee.
TERRY
Thanks, Freddy.
A few blocks down Freddy stops at a newspaper stand and buys a
bundle of newspapers from the newsstand. At the intersection,
Freddy hits the button and waits on the light. A MUGGER (19) in
a mask sneaks up behind Freddy and puts a knife to his back.
MUGGER
Gimme your money! I ain’t afraid
to use this!
FREDDY
Morning Charlie. You know this
isn’t helpful, right?
MUGGER
I’m not Charlie! Money! Now!
FREDDY
Ok Charlie, calm down.
Freddy pulls out a wallet and hands it over.
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FREDDY (CONT’D)
You could be doing a lot better
for yourself. What about your
paintings from high school?
The mugger takes the wallet and backs away.
MUGGER
They just ain’t selling man, and
I’ve got no time for-- Wait, I’m
not Charlie! I’m a criminal!
The mugger turns and runs down a side alley.
FREDDY
(yelling)
See you tomorrow Charlie.
The mugger runs into an alley. In the wallet with a few dollars
is a brochure for a community college. The art classes are
circled in red. He smiles and stuffs it into his pocket.
INT. SUPERHERO HQ MAIN FLOOR - MORNING
THE ELDEST (67) exits the elevator onto the main floor of the
superhero headquarters. The place is trashed. He adjusts a
crooked painting like he’s done this 1000 times before. He walks
to the kitchen to turns the water off and closes the fridge.
THE ELDEST
At least nothing is burning this
time.
He turns to go into his office. The lights are soft, the desk
is mahogany, and books line the walls. An ornate clock hangs on
the wall. He closes the door behind him.
INT. FREDDY’S FAMOUS COMICS - AFTERNOON
JEREMIAH (36) leans against the register with his back to
Freddy. He is skinny, pale, wears a fedora, has a scraggly
beard, and is drinking coffee.
FREDDY
You seen the new Razor’s Edge yet?
Issue 101, it’s over by the--
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JEREMIAH
Read it. Not impressed.
Freddy frowns and looks at a copy of Razor’s Edge.
JEREMIAH
You see what they did to my coffee
shop?
Freddy rolls his eyes at Jeremiah’s back.
FREDDY
The one on 57th and Oak?
JEREMIAH
Best non-fat soy milk chai latte
in town. It used to be, anyway.
Now I gotta drink this filth.
Jeremiah tosses his half-empty drink into the trash can.
JEREMIAH
I’ve been saying it for years, and
I’ll say it agian: We’d be better
off without them.
FREDDY
But that guy would have killed
people if they didn’t--
JEREMIAH
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe he was
just getting a non-fat soy milk
chai latte.
Jeremiah glances back at Freddy then turns to face him.
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JEREMIAH
Those super-morons think they are
above the law, fighting people in
the streets, living like they do.
Have you seen how they live?
Didn’t you see that leaked vid of
some contractor fixing their
headquarters? They’re animals.
And they should be treated as
such.
They stare at each other until Jeremiah throws up his hands and
walks towards the door.
FREDDY
They’re not all bad.
Jeremiah stops at the door and spins around to face Freddy.
JEREMIAH
You worship monsters and you’re so
brainwashed you can’t even see it.
Jeremiah storms out as a DELIVERY GUY (26) walks in.
DELIVERY GUY
Mornin Freddy. What’s his problem?
Freddy walks out from behind the register. He rubs his hands in
anticipation and goes to hold open the door to the back room.
FREDDY
Jeremiah just has issues.
Roger pushes the dolly to the table in the back and starts
unloading boxes.
DELIVERY GUY
Well now you’ve got issues too.
Sign here.
Freddy laughs and signs. The delivery guy walks out while Freddy
opens boxes.
FREDDY
Let’s see what we got this time.
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He starts pulling comics out and sorting them into stacks.
FREDDY
Ooh, a Calico Killer issue 32.
This one had the printing error.
I know a guy who’s been looking
for one of these.
He sets the rare comic to the side.
FREDDY
All right… Scorpion Boy, The
Deadly Duo, Star Squadron… And
what have we here?
Freddy reverently pulls out a comic in an old plastic sleeve.
The plastic is so aged it’s hard to tell what’s inside.
FREDDY
What are you hiding, friend?
He lays it on the table. He slowly lifts the plastic flap and
eases the comic book out of the protective sleeve.
FREDDY
There, not too bad. Some
discoloration here and there. No
bent pages, which is good. The
staples aren’t rusted yet, but
might be a good idea to take them
out.
A piece of paper falls out of it and flutters to the ground.
FREDDY
Oh, more secrets?
He carefully lays the comic book down and picks up the folded
paper from the floor. He unfolds it and reads: “Superhero
Application Form.” His eyes get wide.
FREDDY
Is this real? It can’t be.
INT. FREDDY’S BEDROOM - NIGHT
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Freddy sits on the edge of his bed in his PJ’s looking at the
application.
FREDDY
I wonder if they’d let me in.
He looks up at a framed comic book on the wall. It’s an
original 1960’s Mr. Brawny with an autograph across the front.
INT. CANON CITY CONVENTION CENTER - 1980’s DECOR - DAY
CHILD FREDDY (10) stands in line next to FREDDY’S DAD (37)
waiting on autographs. He wears a home-made mask and a bed
sheet tied around his neck as a cape.
ATTENDANT
Next, please.
Freddy and his father walk up to the table and MR. BRAWNY (43)
stands up to shake their hand.
MR. BRAWNY
Hello there, Mr. Middleton, right?
How’s the family?
Freddy’s father grins widely and rocks back on his heels. He
holds his hat in his hands, crumpling it nervously.
FREDDY’S DAD
Yes sir, I’m surprised you
remember. I tell my boy all about
the time you saved us that day at
the bank. You’re his hero.
YOUNG FREDDY
I’m gonna grow up to be just like
you some day!
MR. BRAWNY
(laughing)
I bet you will! Why look at those
muscles!
Freddy flexes as hard as he can.
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FREDDY’S DAD
Well we don’t want to take up all
of your time, but it’s Freddy’s
birthday and well…
MR. BRAWNY
Birthday? Well, how old are you
son? Judging by all those muscles
you must be about 24 or 25 by now.
Mr. Brawny and Freddy’s father share a conspiratorial wink.
YOUNG FREDDY
I turned 10 today!
Mr. Brawny pulls a comic book from under the autograph table and
signs it.
MR. BRAWNY
To Freddy, Happy birthday. From
Mr. Brawny. How’s that?
Mr. Brawny hands the signed comic book to Freddy who is jumping
up and down.
YOUNG FREDDY
Oh wow! Thanks Mr. Brawny! This
is the best birthday ever!
INT. FREDDY’S FAMOUS COMICS - AFTERNOON
Freddy is at his cash register and gives someone their change.
He puts their comics in a plastic bag then waves as they walk
away.
When he closes the cash drawer, the application is under it.
FREDDY
OK, Name: Freddy the Fantastic!
Freddy scribbles on the application.
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FREDDY
Height… Weight… Location… Bla bla
bla. Oh, here, superpower. Wait,
what’s my superpower? Wonder if
they require… Nah!
Freddy thinks for a moment then waves his hand and keeps
writing.
INT. FREDDY’S FAMOUS COMICS - AFTERNOON
Freddy sits at the counter, head in one hand, the other hand is
carefully going over the application to double check. Not many
people are in the shop. Jeremiah leans against the counter
watching the people browse.
JEREMIAH
Look at them all. Mindless
consumers. Their whole life
revolves around making money or
spending money. It’s a ruthless
cycle.
Freddy says nothing. He doesn’t appear to have heard.
JEREMIAH
Did you see the latest figures?
Superheroes have cost the
taxpayers an average of $3,400
each. Just this year!
Freddy still says nothing. Jeremiah glances back at Freddy. He
takes off his fedora and scratches his head.
JEREMIAH
What are you reading anyway? Are
those tax forms?
Freddy is in a trance. Jeremiah cranes his neck to see what the
paper is.
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JEREMIAH
Superhero application form?
Where’d you get that? Your
fanboys opening up a new club?
They don’t get enough love from
the press anymore so they need
some more… Hey, I’m talking to
you.
Jeremiah waves his hands at Freddy.
JEREMIAH
You in there? Hello, anybody
home?
Jeremiah grabs the paper to read for himself. He holds it out
of Freddy’s reach while he reads out loud.
FREDDY
Hey, give that back!
JEREMIAH
(ignoring Freddy)
Hmm… Name: Freddy the Fart.
FREDDY
That’s not my name!
JEREMIAH
Location: worst comic book store
ever.
FREDDY
Will you stop it!
JEREMIAH
Superpowers: none.
Freddy folds his arms and snorts.
FREDDY
You don’t need superpowers.
Catman didn’t have superpowers.
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JEREMIAH
No, but he was a zillionaire.
Freddy, you talk about these
people like they’re gods. They’re
not! You want so badly to be
them, but they’re bad people.
Freddy stares back at Jeremiah unflinching.
FREDDY
Everybody has good in them. Some
people just need a little help
finding it. Like you.
Freddy smiles at Jeremiah and sticks out his tongue.
JEREMIAH
Fine. Go fill this thing out and
show up on their front step.
They’ll laugh you out of town.
They’ll never take you in because
they’re heartless jerks.
Jeremiah slaps the paper down on the counter and stalks out of
the store angrily.
FREDDY
Might have crossed the line there.
Whoops. He’ll be OK.
INT. CANON CITY CONVENTION CENTER - AFTERNOON
Vendor booths and displays crowd the area. ATTENDEES, some in
costume, wander around talking or waiting in lines. Freddy
patiently waits in line to get approval signatures on his
superhero application form from the superheroes.
He gets closer and we see BLASTO, FRANK THE TANK, and KATANA
KATE (31) signing autographs with big fake smiles on.
ATTENDANT
(looking bored)
Next.
Freddy rushes forward holding out copies of the superhero
application. He smiles ear to ear and talks a mile a minute.
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FREDDY
Hi! My name is Freddy and I found
this application to join the–
Frank interrupts without making eye contact. He looks bored.
His fake smile is slipping. He begins signing the form without
even looking at it.
FRANK THE TANK
What’s your name buddy?
FREDDY
Well, I’m Freddy and I need your
signature here to--
FRANK THE TANK
Oh boy, a super-fan! That’s super
neat, pal! Here’s your signature!
Frank pushes the paper back to Freddy and is already reaching
for the next one.
FREDDY
Oh, well thanks, but don’t you
want to know why it’s--
FRANK THE TANK
That’s great pal, thanks for your
support!
The attendant motions Freddy to the next superhero. Katana Kate
smiles weakly at Freddy but her canned speech comes out too fast
and all in one breath.
KATANA KATE
Hello, there traveler, what can
Katana Kate do for you?
Freddy squares himself in front of the table and attempts a
formal Japanese bow to Kate. Kate rolls her eyes but hides it
when Freddy stands up again.
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FREDDY
It is an honor to meet you. I’ve
read all your comics and I always
thought that--
KATANA KATE
Oh, thank you! I always love
hearing from my fans! Hey, watch
this!
She leans forward with over-embellished ninja moves and snatches
the application out of Freddy’s hands.
KATANA KATE
Hi-yah!
With a flourish, she signs it then half bows to Freddy without
getting out of her chair before turning to the next person in
line.
FREDDY
But you didn’t-
KATANA KATE
Go in peace, old one.
Freddy shrugs and turns to the last hero at the end of the
table. Blasto seems to be lecturing a WIDE-EYED KID (8) while
flexing his muscles as much as possible for his MOTHER (33).
BLASTO
So I hit him with my trademarked
two-punch combo, Justice and Fury…
He kisses each bicep as he names his arms.
BLASTO (CONT’D)
And down he went. And that’s why
you should never do drugs!
The child’s Mother herds him away as she stares over her
shoulder at Blasto’s chiseled physique. She blows Blasto a kiss
which he grabs mid-air with a wink. But as soon as she is out
of sight he composes himself, completely forgetting about the
woman as he turns to Freddy.
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BLASTO
Never do dru-- Wait, how old are
you? I thought this was
children’s hour.
FREDDY
I’ll be forty-four next--
BLASTO
Well, maybe drugs are OK once in a
while. But make sure to pay your
taxes!
Blasto fixes him with a steely glare. Freddy audibly gulps
before shoving the application forms at Blasto.
FREDDY
Oh yes, every year! I love
following the rules! In fact,
that’s why I’m here, to get the
proper signatures--
BLASTO
A law-abiding citizen, eh? That’s
great, just great! Now let’s keep
the line moving for the kiddos,
ok?
FREDDY
Ok, yes, I’ll just, oh wait, I
need your--
Blasto rips the papers from Freddy’s outstretched hand. He
never breaks eye contact with Freddy as he scribbles his
signature across the papers.
BLASTO
Just this once, but you remember
to not get in line when it’s
children’s hour next time buddy,
you got me?
Freddy nods rapidly as he timidly reaches for the application
forms. But Blasto has already forgotten Freddy as the next fan
pushes forward to the table.
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Freddy smooths out the papers across his ample belly as he
quietly makes his way to the exits, saying excuse me and pardon
me, and holding the door open for a large group who was coming
inside.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - MORNING
Freddy pokes his head in the front door of the superhero
headquarters, then seeing nobody at first walks in. He is in
his best suit, though it is a little old and fits poorly. He
carries a folder with his application inside. The lobby is
empty except for a SECURITY GUARD (55) snoozing at the reception
desk. Freddy presents himself, but when the guard keeps
snoring, he clears his throat. Again, louder. A third time,
this time stomping the floor for emphasis
SECURITY GUARD
Wha… Who?
He sees Freddy and points off to the side before closing his
eyes again.
SECURITY GUARD
Elavader’s tha way...
Freddy can still smell the booze from last night’s party on the
guard’s breath and takes a step back. Shaking his head he goes
to the elevators.
On the top floor, he gets off into what looks like a frat house.
The place used to be nice, but too many late-night parties have
dulled the brass and chrome fixtures. Some lights don’t have
lampshades. Clothes and empty bottles litter the place.
Somebody is stretched across one of the couches snoring loudly.
FREDDY
Hello?
The snoring continues unabated. Freddy wanders in. As he moves
down the hallway he sees more signs of party. He steps into the
kitchen to turn off the faucet at the sink. One of the burners
is on with something burnt to a crisp in a pan on top. He turns
off the stove and shakes his head as he walks down the hallway.
Finally, he makes it to a cleaner section of the building. An
office door reads “The Eldest” on the front. Its door handle
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and kickplate are polished, the wood isn’t dented, it’s
remarkably different from the rest of the place. Freddy knocks.
THE ELDEST (O.S.)
Come.
Freddy opens the door and steps in. The Eldest is an older
superhero in a three-piece suit sitting at a distinguished desk
working on paperwork. He motions to the chair in front of him.
THE ELDEST
Sit, I’ll be with you in a moment.
FREDDY
Why thank you.
At the sound of an unfamiliar voice, The Eldest looks up. He
sets his pen to the side and folds his hands, studying Freddy as
he sits down in front of The Eldest.
THE ELDEST
Who are you?
FREDDY
Good morning. My name is
Frederick Middleton, but most
people just call me Freddy. I am
here to submit my application to
the Superhero Guild.
To punctuate his last sentence, Freddy slaps the folder with his
application down on the desk and pushes it over to the Eldest.
The older man doesn’t move a muscle but continues to study
Freddy.
Freddy sits calmly in his chair, meeting the gaze of The Eldest
as the clock slowly ticks in the background. All is quiet in
the HQ since most of the heroes are still sleeping off last
night’s party.
THE ELDEST
How did you get in here?
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FREDDY
Well, the door was open and this
is the address provided on the
application form, just there…
Freddy leans over and opens the folder, pointing out the address
shown on the form. In the process, he knocks over a stack of
papers and they go fluttering to the floor. The Eldest doesn’t
bat an eye.
FREDDY
Oh, sorry about that. Let me get
those for you. I always say I
should be more careful. Practice
more... what does Blasto call it?
The Eldest idly glances down at the application form as Freddy,
now on hands and knees, gathers together all the fallen papers.
THE ELDEST
Situational awareness.
FREDDY
That’s it. He’s always talking
about that on the news. Kinda
wish the bad guys would use some
of that and stop destroying our
city, right?
Freddy stands up with all the papers clutched in both arms.
They are stickout at odd angles and many are crumpled. He puts
the pile back on the corner of The Eldest’s desk.
FREDDY
There, good as new. You know,
I’ve seen these nifty little paper
filing thingies in Mega Mart. You
can color code and like… change
their height or… Some even have
pen holders!
Freddy stops talking and smiles broadly. After a few silent
moments with no sound but the ticking clock, the Eldest slowly
flips through the application paperwork.
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THE ELDEST
What is your superpower?
FREDDY
I have the supernatural ability to
do the best I can and stay
positive in all situations!
The eldest doesn’t react whatsoever but continues to look
through the application form. Freddy tries to sit a little bit
taller. The silence stretches and Freddy begins to fidget.
THE ELDEST
Why do you think we should let you
in?
FREDDY
I just want the chance to prove
that I can be an asset to the
team.
The Eldest says nothing but as Freddy talks, he begins to look
thoughtful. The silence stretches out again.
FREDDY
I have all the necessary
signatures…
Freddy frowns at the superhero autographs that are scrawled
across the whole page.
FREDDY (CONT’D)
Even though they’re not exactly in
the right places.
After another long pause, The Eldest reaches into a desk drawer
and pulls out a pad of ink and a stamp. He presses the stamp
into the ink and then carefully stamps APPROVED into the
appropriate box on the application form.
THE ELDEST
Welcome to the team. You can move
in tomorrow.
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FREDDY
Oh, wow! This is great! Thank
you, sir, I promise I won’t let
you down!
Freddy is practically bouncing with happiness as he gets up and
makes his way toward the door. As he leaves he pauses and
backtracks back into the office. He looks at the clock on the
wall, checks his watch, then pulls the chair he’d been sitting
in over to the wall. Climbing up he reaches behind the clock
and adjusts the time.
FREDDY
There. That’s better. I thought
it was a little off. See you
tomorrow!
As he shuts the door, the wind from the door closing pushes the
precariously balanced papers off the corner of the desk again.
For the first time, a small smile plays on the corners of The
Eldest’s mouth.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - MORNING
The headquarters are quiet. Katana Kate and Blasto are in the
kitchen. Frank the Tank is passed out on a couch. Other
superheroes can be seen slowly waking up or still passed out
here and there.
Freddy steps out pushing boxes on a dolly. He is humming to
himself. He can’t quite see over the top of the boxes and keeps
poking his head around the side to see where he’s going.
SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING
Katana Kate and Blasto are on either side of the kitchen table
comparing notes and drinking coffee.
KATANA KATE
What about this?
She points out something on a floorplan drawing.
KATANA KATE (CONT’D)
We could go in through the
ventilation and-
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BLASTO
No good. They have pressure
plates in there.
KATANA KATE
Well, send in someone who can fly.
BLASTO
And lose the air superiority?
Freddy goes past the kitchen entryway pushing the dolly of
boxes. Katana Kate glances up.
KATANA KATE
Who was that?
BLASTO
(ignoring her)
We could send Mr. Electrode to fry
their system. That would disable
the pressure plates.
KATANA KATE
Did you see that guy?
Blasto finally looks up.
BLASTO
See who?
KATANA KATE
He was just... oh never mind.
Katana Kate looks back down at the drawing. As she turns away,
Freddy walks past again with the empty dolly.
KATANA KATE
No, you can’t do that.
Katana Kate grabs a different paper showing wiring schematics.
KATANA KATE (CONT’D)
If you apply too much power, these
junction nodes here and here will
lock up and then we’ll all be
screwed.
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BLASTO
Maybe we’ll save the vents for our
escape. I don’t like non-heroic
exits, but it makes sense
strategically.
KATANA KATE
(Rolling her eyes)
You and your flair. You’re not
happy unless we have pyrotechnics.
Blasto’s hair turns to fire and his eyes glow red hot for an
instant as he smiles. As his body returns to a normal
temperature, he shrugs.
BLASTO
Can you blame me?
Freddy goes past the kitchen entryway again with more boxes.
Blasto sees this time.
BLASTO
Looks like those supplies Ronny
ordered finally arrived.
Katana Kate whirls around to look just as Freddy moves out of
view.
KATANA KATE
(loud whisper)
That’s the guy! About yea tall and
kinda...
She motions how fat Freddy is with overly rounded motions around
the stomach.
BLASTO
That’s the one. He just looks
like a delivery guy. Maybe a
contractor to fix Frank’s hole in
the wall?
KATANA KATE
(laughing)
Which one?
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A crash from down the hall wipes both smiles off their faces.
While they’re still looking at each other, Freddy half-runs into
the kitchen.
FREDDY
(out of breath)
Hey, how’s it going? Where are
the paper towels?
Both Katana Kate and Blasto are speechless. Freddy makes some
hurry-up motions, then starts opening cabinets.
FREDDY
(holding up roll)
I found em, thanks though.
He begins tearing off wads of paper towels as he runs out of the
kitchen. Blasto and Katana Kate just look at each other.
SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS HALLWAY - MORNING
Freddy emerges from the hallway with an armful of wet paper
towels, bent and bruised flowers, and shards of pottery. He
disappears into the kitchen and re-emerges with a trash bag with
one sad-looking flower sticking out the top. He leaves the bag
in the hallway and movies off-screen toward the elevator.
Freddy comes back into the shot pushing the dolly full of boxes.
As he passes the kitchen he slips on some of the water from the
broken flower pot and rams the dolly into someone’s door.
FREDDY
Sorry about that.
He corrects the dolly and continues down the hallway. Out of
sight. Seconds later he returns with an empty dolly. The door
he hit opens and a sleepy JAKE THE SNAKE (42) pokes out to watch
Freddy go past.
Seconds later Freddy comes back into the frame with more boxes.
As he gets near the kitchen he swings wide.
FREDDY
Watch the water... Watch the
water... Careful...
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As he swings wide, the box on the top falls off and hits a door
on the other side of the hallway.
FREDDY
Oops, my bad, I’ll get that.
He grabs the box and puts it back on the dolly then continues
down the hallway. As he returns with the empty dolly, the
second door he hit opens and another sleepy hero steps out to
see what the commotion was. SISTER GRIT (52), a thickly muscled
woman in a nun’s habit watches Freddy go down the hallway over
reading glasses perched on the tip of her nose.
Freddy returns, this time pushing a terrarium down the hallway.
The stand has wheels on it, but one of them is squeaky. He’s
pushing it extra slow because of the turtle inside.
Sister Grit and Jake the Snake are starting to look angry. The
more Freddy pushes the terrarium, the more the wheel squeaks,
and more people come out to see what’s going on. Blasto and
Katana Kate come out of the kitchen and join the crowd.
BLASTO
(angrily shouting)
Hey! What are you doing?
Freddy stops and turns around. At first, he looks confused, but
then a big grin splits his face.
FREDDY
You all came out to say hi? Oh,
this is great! You guys are the
best!
Blasto looks confused for a second but then steps forward
menacingly. The elevator dings behind the crowd of superheroes
watching, but nobody looks around.
BLASTO
You have five seconds to tell me
who you are and what you’re doing
here before I-
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FREDDY
I’m Freddy, and I’m moving in.
Really nice place you got here.
Sorry about that plant...
Blasto is speechless. His menacing fist slowly lowers in
confusion.
KATANA KATE
You’re what?
The crowd parts as The Eldest walks through and stands beside
Blasto.
THE ELDEST
He’s moving in. Welcome to the
team, Freddy.
The eldest looks at Katana Kate and Blasto each for a few
seconds with a measuring, guarded look, then begins walking down
the hallway to his office. But he stops at the terrarium.
THE ELDEST
And this is?
FREDDY
That’s Speedy. He’s my turtle.
The Eldest bends down to look through the glass at the turtle.
THE ELDEST
(solemnly)
Welcome to the team, Speedy.
He straightens and continues down the hallway to his office.
Freddy begins going around introducing himself to everyone and
shaking hands.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS, FREDDY’S ROOM - MORNING
Freddy wakes up and half-sits up in bed on one elbow and looks
around at his new room. As his eyes adjust to the light a big
smile slowly creeps onto his face. He leaps out of bed and
stands there ready for anything.
After a moment of hesitation, he taps his forehead with one
finger and smiles ruefully at himself as he begins stretching.
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FREDDY
Can’t forget our morning routine.
Just cause we’re in a new place is
no excuse to get lazy.
He begins doing morning stretches. His toe touches stop well
short of actually touching his toes. He strains trying to touch
them.
FREDDY
(grunting)
Number one cause... No pulled
muscles today...
Freddy stands up finally, waving his arms back and forth across
his chest to stretch his shoulders. He walks to Speedy’s
terrarium and bends down to say hello.
FREDDY
Good morning, buddy! First day as
a superhero! Are you excited? I’m
excited!
Freddy walks out of the room in his PJs.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS KITCHEN - MORNING
Freddy walks into the kitchen and looks around. He opens the
cabinets and grabs his old scorched pan instead of the
superheroes nice clean pans.
He opens the fridge. Fancy ingredients and foods are inside,
but he reaches for his cheap generic store-brand food.
Freddy puts his ingredients on the counter next to the stove.
He snaps his fingers and smiles ruefully.
FREDDY
Coffee! Can’t forget the coffee!
He looks around the kitchen for a coffee pot. He passes over a
fancy espresso machine once before he realizes what it is.
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FREDDY
Would you look at this fancy
new-fangled contraption...
He starts pushing buttons and pulling levers. Suddenly steam
shoots out with a loud whistle and he jumps back knocking the
frying pan off the countertop. He scrambles to stop the
espresso machine from making noises. Eventually he does.
FREDDY
Whew... That was loud. Hope I
didn’t wake anyone up.
Leaning closer, he sees directions.
FREDDY
OK, water goes in here... Coffee
grounds there...
Slowly he preps the machine and grabs a mug to sit under the
spout. Soon the machine pours a shot of coffee into his mug.
He frowns and holds the mug up to look inside.
FREDDY
That’s not very much. Wonder if
it’s broken. Oh well, I’ll be
happy with what I’ve got.
Gingerly he takes a sip. His mouth puckers up, his eyes go wide
and he stares at the mug in wonder. Slowly he swallows the
espresso.
FREDDY
Wow! That’s some coffee! I think
I’m going to make some more of
that!
He preps the machine again and puts his mug under it, then turns
to the stove while the espresso works. He grabs some eggs and
begins cracking them into the frying pan.
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FREDDY
This is shaping up to be the best
day ever! And I gotta start my
day with a healthy breakfast.
Freddy stirs the eggs. He takes a sip of his espresso. He
looks around the kitchen contentedly with a look on his face
like he’s finally where he’s supposed to be. As he’s looking
around, he sees a TV.
FREDDY
Wonder what’s happening in the
world today.
He reaches up to turn it on. When he does it’s at full volume
and a ROCK SINGER (22) plays heavy metal music.
ROCK SINGER
Everything you do just sickens me!
You try so hard, but it makes me
wanna screeeeeaaaaaaammm!!!!
Freddy claps his hands over his ears, but then frantically
reaches up to try to find the volume buttons. When he finally
finds the volume and turns it down, he flips it to the news.
The NEWS ANCHOR (41) turns to the camera.
NEWS ANCHOR
In other news, crime is at an
all-time high in the city. The
chief of police yesterday released
their quarterly reports showing a
nine percent uptick in violent
crimes.
Freddy is glued to the TV.
NEWS ANCHOR
With the release of this report,
the blame game is in full swing.
The police chief blames the super-
The news anchor puts her hand to her ear and listens for a
second.
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NEWS ANCHOR (CONT’D)
Oh, hang on a minute here folks,
I’m being told we have a breaking
story.
The News Anchor nods, then someone hands her a paper from
off-camera. Freddy is mesmerized. The eggs begin to lightly
smoke. Freddy doesn’t notice.
NEWS ANCHOR
It appears that the Eleventh
National Bank is currently being
robbed! Maurice Fitzpatrick is
live at the scene.
The TV shows a REPORTER (33) filming with his camera on his
phone. Behind him masked criminals are casually waking out of
the smashed front window of a bank carrying stuffed duffel bags.
REPORTER
That’s right, Sandra, I’m here at
the Eleventh National Bank on
Broad street where these criminals
have broken in with little to no
resistance. It looks like-
The reporter turns and realizes the criminals are walking right
behind him.
REPORTER
Sir, excuse me sir! Channel
nineteen. What is your motivation
for this heinous crime?
The CRIMINAL (28) stops and waves to the phone.
CRIMINAL
What up Canon City! Thug
liiiifeeee!
The criminal holds up the duffel bags and does a little dance.
REPORTER
Sir, you could be put away for
life for this crime, why did you
do it?
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CRIMINAL
Bro, nobody’s gettin put away.
The superheroes, they party all
the time. They’re not gonna see
this till they wake up this
afternoon with a hangover. All we
gotta do is set our alarms and
it’s free money.
The criminal waves again and jogs away to catch up with the
others. Freddy is disgusted and turns the TV off.
BLASTO (O.S.)
What is with all the friggin noise
so friggin early!?
Blasto comes in yelling before he’s even entered the room. He’s
still in a bathrobe and rubbing sleep out of his eyes.
BLASTO
What the heck are you doing in
here? It’s so early!
Freddy smiles as soon as he sees another person.
FREDDY
Good morning! I was just making
some breakfast. It’s the most
impo-
BLASTO
Dude, your eggs.
Freddy turns around to see his eggs catch fire. Freddy leaps
over and grabs the pan, shoves it in the sink, and turns the
water on. Blasto watches, dumbfounded, as Freddy puts out the
fire. Without a word, Blasto turns and leaves, shaking his
head.
FREDDY
(sighing)
Every time. Every. Single.
Time.
Suddenly, an alarm goes off through the whole facility. It’s
much louder than a simple fire alarm.
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FREDDY
Yeah I know, fire.
A few people run through the hallway past the kitchen without
stopping. Confused, Freddy shuts off the water in the sink and
turns off the stove burner, then wanders out to see where
they’re going.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
A large room at the center of the headquarters is filled with
equipment, computers, and multiple huge screens. Some screens
cycle through live traffic cameras, some show news reports, and
some are off.
The largest screen in the middle now shows ALERT as the
superheroes are filing in and gathering around. Blasto pushes
his way to the front and taps a few keys at a computer terminal.
The alarm fades and the central screen changes. It shows three
supervillains and a map of downtown Canon City. A COMPUTER
voice begins giving details.
COMPUTER
At 6:38 this morning Daniel
Turner, alias Diesel Dan, was
located downtown with two known
associates. Clarence Abernathy,
alias Doctor Professor, and Suzan
Smith, alias Suzie Two-Shoes, have
both previously been apprehended
working with Daniel turner on
mega-heists.
FRANK THE TANK
Oh, I hate that guy. Doctor
Professor? Worst name ever. Come
on...
A few of the other heroes chuckle. Many are still in pajamas or
bathrobes. Some sip coffee. All are unconcerned with the
situation; this is just business as usual for them. They’re
paying attention, but calm, not anxious. Only Freddy looks
anxious or on alert.
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BLASTO
Since you love him so much, you
can take this one, Frank. Take
Mister Mercury with you to counter
Suzie's disguises. And we need
one more. Any volunteers?
All the heroes look around like they're trying not to get
picked. MISTER MERCURY (32) in a bright purple bathrobe sighs
and walks over to the equipment lockers. He hangs his robe
inside a locker and looks in a mirror on the inside of the
locker door. His face shifts to look like two different people
one after the other. Finally, he settles on a third one and
nods approvingly.
As soon as Blasto asks for a volunteer Freddy's hand shoots up.
FREDDY
Ooh, I'll go!
BLASTO
(ignores Freddy)
Anyone? Need one more for this
mission. Anybody?
Freddy squirms where he's standing, holds his hand up higher and
hops a few times to get Blasto's attention.
FREDDY
Me! Pick me!
Blasto sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. He doesn't
look up when he answers Freddy.
BLASTO
What are your superpowers again,
Freddy?
The other superheroes turn to look at Freddy. He stands a
little straighter and tries to look heroic.
FREDDY
I have the power to stay positive
in all situations and do the
absolute best I can. Anytime,
anywhere!
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FRANK THE TANK
What are you going to do, send
them your thoughts and prayers?
The other superheroes laugh loudly. Freddy smiles cheerfully
till he realizes they're laughing at him, and his smile begins
to slip.
BLASTO
Frank, you pick someone, I don't
have time for this.
Blasto turns to the computer and starts typing.
FRANK THE TANK
Jack, you're up. Get your gear
and let's go. We're gonna need
something to tie them up once
we're done.
JACK THE ZIPPER (29) makes a face.
JACK THE ZIPPER
Always me with the restraints…
Needa get everyone some handcuffs
or something.
Everyone is ignoring Freddy. Superheroes are going back to
their morning routine. The three selected for the mission are
at the lockers getting their equipment. Blasto finishes at the
computer and leaves. Soon it's just Freddy standing there.
FREDDY
(looks around)
That was probably a good call.
That zipper guy is handy to have
in a fight. Plus, now I get to
enjoy my breakfast! There's a
silver lining in every dark cloud,
yes sir.
Freddy's pep talk seems to cheer him up and he smiles before he
walks out toward the kitchen.
INT. THE ELDEST'S OFFICE - MORNING
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The Eldest watches Freddy walk out of the situation room via a
screen on his desk. He presses a button and the screen recedes
into his desk. He opens a drawer and pulls out a folder with
Freddy's superhero application inside and reviews the paperwork.
THE ELDEST
In all situations? What is your
breaking point, Mr. Middleton?
How far can you take it?
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS COMMON AREA - MORNING
Freddy walks out of the kitchen drying his hands on a towel. He
throws the towel across his shoulder and looks around. Looks
like a frat house: empty cans and bottles, loose clothing, lamps
without shades, etc.
FREDDY
If I can't fight crime, I'll fight
grime. A clean house is a sign of
a clean conscience.
He gets a big trash bag and starts picking up trash. When he’s
done, he leaves and returns with a laundry basket. He picks up
Blasto’s uniform.
FREDDY
Oh, this looks like Blasto's. I
bet he'll appreciate it if I wash
this for him!
Freddy looks around to see if anyone else is watching. He's
alone. He drapes the uniform over his chest and strikes a
heroic pose.
FREDDY
Watch out, bad guys, it's Super
Freddy!
He frowns. Katana Kate walks into the room behind Freddy and
smirks.
FREDDY
That's no good… Freddy the
Fantastic! No… I need something
more normal. Ooh, what about-
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KATANA KATE
(sarcastically)
Watcha doing Freddy?
Freddy jumps and whips the uniform off. He holds it up
inspecting it.
FREDDY
Yep, that needs to be restitched.
He turns to Katana Kate.
FREDDY
(innocently)
Oh, hi there. Just cleaning up a
little. Looks like Blasto's
uniform has a tear in it, needs to
be patched up.
KATANA KATE
Uh huh, sure.
She squints at him and holds up her hands framing Freddy with
her fingers.
KATANA KATE
But you? No, you need a cape.
Something retro.
Freddy stares into the distance, smiling, imagining himself in a
superhero uniform.
FREDDY
Yeah… A cape…
Katana Kate laughs and turns to leave.
KATANA KATE
Ha! Imagine Freddy in a cape. What
a joke.
Freddy is lost in his imagination as he resumes gathering
laundry. He's still smiling.
FREDDY
Yeah, imagine me in a cape.
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INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The alarm goes off again the next morning. Everyone piles into
the situation room again, most still waking up. Blasto comes in
wearing a bathrobe. He’s looking for something. Freddy waits
near the front of the crowd, ready to volunteer.
BLASTO
All right, who do we have today...
Computer, report.
COMPUTER
The Canon City Prison was breached
last night. The suspects tunneled
underneath the compound, up into
solitary confinement, and freed
Electro-Magnificient. The prison
guards didn’t realize anything had
happened till they brought him
breakfast this morning.
Blasto wraps the robe tighter around himself as he looks at the
computer screens.
BLASTO
We’re going to need someone in
that hole. And someone up top
interrogating all E.M.’s friends.
Blasto reaches for his utility belt, but it’s just his bathrobe
and he frowns.
BLASTO
I’ll take the interrogation job.
We got any volunteers for the
tunnel?
Freddy’s hand shoots up. Blasto rolls his eyes and ignores
Freddy. He re-ties the bathrobe sash, which keeps coming
undone.
BLASTO
Oh, and has anybody seen my
uniform? I couldn’t find it this
morning.
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Freddy’s eyes widen and he quickly drops his hand. He slowly
squeezes backward through the group of superheroes, trying to
disappear. Once he’s out of the group, he turns and runs out of
the situation room.
BLASTO
I swear it was in the common room
during that party the other night,
but...
FRANK THE TANK
That party was off the chain.
Even I almost blacked out.
Blasto turns to Jake the Snake.
BLASTO
Jake, do you think you could
handle the tunnel? Need someone
quiet. Figure out who and what
we’re dealing with and then report
back.
Jake the Snake slouches in a chair with one leg over the
armrest. He wears leather pants and a leather jacket in dark
subdued colors. He seems to blend into his environment. He
ironically salutes Blasto without getting up.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Sure thing boss. I’ll sneak in
smoothly, do some surveillance,
and slip back topside. They’ll
never see me spying.
As they’re talking, Freddy returns carrying a laundry basket.
FREDDY
I got your uniform right here!
Saw it yesterday and figured I’d
run it through the wash for ya.
BLASTO
You what now?
Freddy sets the laundry down and starts pulling out clothing.
He finds Blasto’s uniform and holds it up. The colors have run,
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it’s wrinkly and shrunk in weird places, very obviously much
smaller than what Freddy had yesterday.
FREDDY
Uh oh...
BLASTO
(visibly shaking)
Freddy. What is that?
FREDDY
Um... Your uniform?
BLASTO
(starting to yell)
And why is it so small? And so
pink?
Freddy drops the uniform and holds up his hands in a calming
gesture.
FREDDY
Ok, I know you’re mad. I can fix
this.
Blasto points to the door, trying to control his anger.
BLASTO
Get out.
FREDDY
I’ve spent a lot of time with a
sewing mach-
BLASTO
(yelling)
GET OUT!
Blasto’s face and hands burst into flame. Superheroes near him
jump to get away from his blast. Frank the Tank is the only one
who doesn’t move, and he isn’t burned.
Freddy takes Blasto’s advice and leaves, dragging the laundry
basket with him.
The flames die down and Blasto is left panting with the mostly
burnt bathrobe hanging around him in smoldering tatters.
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FRANK THE TANK
Ya know what, I’ll take this one.
You go cool down and-
Frank’s words trigger Blasto and he whirls around to Frank,
balling his fists and raising them to fight. Frank holds his
hands up and talks fast.
FRANK THE TANK
I mean like have a cool one, ya
know? May as well start early.
Drink one for me, eh buddy?
Frank laughs nervously, but Blasto calms down. His fists drop,
anger fades from his face, and he nods. Blasto turns and walks
out. Frank watches him go, wary, like watching a rabid dog.
FRANK THE TANK
(to himself)
Good old Freddy. You put your
foot in it this time.
Frank turns to see Jake the Snake trying to slip out the door.
FRANK THE TANK
(louder)
Where do you think you’re going?
Mission’s still on. Come on, I’m
driving.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Just checking your situational
awareness.
The two of them go out by the lockers.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - EVENING
Frank the Tank stumbles in with Jake the Snake’s arm over his
shoulder. Jake is hurt and both are worn out. Katana Kate is
at the computer when they come in, sees them, and activates the
intercom.
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KATANA KATE
Need medical aid in the situation
room. Frank and Jake don’t look
so good.
Jake coughs and looks up. His face is blackened on one side
from burns. His right arm hangs limp at his side, blood drips
down it.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Nonsense. The blood matches my
eyes.
He falls down coughing. Frank can barely hold Jake up. Blasto
and DR. PATCH (43) run in from the living quarters. Mr. Freon
is carrying first aid supplies.
BLASTO
What happened?
FRANK THE TANK
It was an ambush. They figured
we’d be coming and waited around a
blind corner. I was upstairs with
the prison guards when I got the
call from Jake. When I got there
they were gone and Jake was hiding
behind some burned-out equipment.
JAKE THE SNAKE
(coughing)
I was able to hit Electro with a
tracker dart before the explosives
went off. Dunno if it’s still
stuck on him.
Blasto kneels down beside Jake and grabs his chin, forcing him
to look at Blasto.
BLASTO
Did you see who was with him? How
many were there? Where were they
going?
Katana Kate puts her hand on Blasto’s shoulder. Freddy runs in
from the living quarters carrying armloads of towels and some
bottled water.
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KATANA KATE
Let the man breathe. He’s lucky
he can still talk after those
burns.
Blasto looks up at her with anger, but then realizes she’s right
and his face softens.
KATANA KATE
Right. Doc, lets get him patched
up.
Dr. Patch kneels down and starts peeling away burnt clothing and
applying medical gel to the burns. As he works his hands glow
and the burn marks start to fade.
FRANK THE TANK
I did learn that they’re planning
something else soon. All the
villains in the prison seemed on
edge, trying to lay low. Some
looked like they had been packing
their things.
BLASTO
Might be good to send some heroes
over to bolster the guards.
Freddy waits beside Dr. Patch and fidgets restlessly.
FREDDY
Do you need anything doctor?
Water? Gauze? Some light?
DR. PATCH
(grumbling)
How about some space?
Dr. Patch applies a compress to Jake and stands up, turning to
Frank.
DR. PATCH (CONT’D)
What about you? You look beat up
but I don’t see any burns on ya.
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FRANK THE TANK
Mostly just smoke inhalation by
the time I got down there. Really
just need a pick-me-up.
DR. PATCH
You an me both, pardner.
Freddy drops the load of towels and runs out of the room.
FREDDY
OOH! I’ve got just the thing!
Old family recipe!
They all watch Freddy leave. Blasto shakes his head and turns
back to the group. Dr. Patch keeps watching the empty door
Freddy went through.
DR. PATCH
Does that boy ever give up? Seems
like his heart is in the right
place, but I sure wouldn’t want
him on my team when the goin’ gets
rough.
BLASTO
He’s a bumbling idiot. I don’t
know why The Eldest brought him on
board. Some pet project or social
engineering or something. You
know how he is. This’ll run its
course and he’ll tell us some wise
catchphrase we were supposed to
learn and things’ll go back to
normal.
Katana Kate nods in agreement, but Dr. Patch doesn’t seem
convinced.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Whatever he is, at least he
brought something useful. Slide me
one of those towels. Need to
scour this ash off my face.
Freddy comes walking back in, this time holding a tray with
several drinks on it.
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FREDDY
My great grandfather Frederick
Archibald Middleton swore by this
tincture. It’ll relieve sore
muscles and help you sleep while-
BLASTO
This isn’t cocktail hour Freddy!
This is a medical emergency!
FREDDY
These aren’t mixed drinks, it’s
medicine. It’s good for the soul.
It is also proven to promote
healthy-
Blasto steps forward and knocks the tray out of Freddy’s hands.
Glasses and tray go flying, most of the glasses break.
BLASTO
Is this a game to you? What are
you thinking? These men were
almost killed tonight and you want
to make a few martinis?
FREDDY
They’re not-
KATANA KATE
Blasto...
BLASTO
I don’t care! I won’t hear it!
Let the grown-ups deal with real
issues. All you ever do is get in
the way! Go clean the kitchen or
something, it’s all you’re good
at.
Freddy stands there shocked for a second before he snaps out of
it. He forces a smile on his face and starts collecting the
tray and glass shards.
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FREDDY
You’re right. When you’re right,
you’re right. I’ve got no medical
training. I’ll just take this
back and let you guys have some
space. Good night everyone! Hope
you feel better, Jake.
Freddy leaves in silence. Dr. Patch has a carefully neutral
look on his face and he studies his boots. Katana Kate looks at
Blasto like she’s seeing him for the first time. Frank has a
small smile on his face.
JAKE THE SNAKE
(softly)
Night Freddy.
INT. FREDDY’S ROOM - MORNING
A drawer opens and Freddy’s hands pull out a cookie tin. He
opens the lid and stares at all the sewing supplies then turns
away.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM LOCKER AREA - MORNING
Blasto and others equip gear for crime fighting. Blasto is
dressed in sweatpants and hoodie of the same colors as his old
uniform. Blasto holds his ruined uniform at arm’s distance and
grimaces. Blasto throws the uniform in the bottom of his locker
and slams the door.
INT. FREDDY’S ROOM - DAY
Freddy is bent over a sewing machine. On the wall in front of
him are various sketches for the uniform he’s making. They have
Blasto’s colors. To the side is a page labeled “Improvements.”
Freddy holds up a jacket and pulls the sleeve at an awkward
angle. It rips and he shakes his head. He bands back over the
sewing machine.
EXT. BANK FRONT STEPS - DAY
Blasto and others fight against villains on the front steps of a
large bank. Blasto and Kate hide behind a car on it’s side that
is burning. Frank comes running from the side and slides to a
halt beside them. An explosion shakes the car and they look at
each other with worried expressions.
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INT. FREDDY’S ROOM - DAY
Freddy pulls a shirt from the sewing machine and slips his arm
in one sleeve. He flexes and twists his arm this way and that.
With a smile he pulls his arm out and pulls on the sleeve with
both hands. It stretches without ripping. Freddy smiles and
hangs up the shirt next to a jacket of the same color and
design.
EXT. BANK FRONT STEPS - DAY
Frank braces against the overturned car and pushes it forward
across the street like a shield. Blasto and Kate run, ducking,
behind Frank and at the last minute jump out and begin attacking
the villains. The villains are surprised and fall back under
their assault.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM LOCKER AREA - EVENING
Freddy walks into the empty locker area and hangs the new
uniform in Blasto’s locker. He smiles triumphantly, closes the
door, dusts hands off, and walks out of the room.
INT. POLICE STATION - EVENING
Blasto pushes a villain into the jail cell. He smiles
triumphantly and dusts his hands off. His smile fades as he
looks down at his clothes. His face contorts in anger and he
slams the cell door and walks away.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM LOCKER AREA - EVENING
Freddy walks into the situation room as the heroes are returning
from fighting crime. He’s carrying a tray of hot drinks.
FREDDY
(cheerfully)
Welcome back everyone! How’d it
go?
Blasto looks at Freddy scornfully but doesn’t answer.
KATANA KATE
We had some issues at first, but
nothing we couldn’t handle.
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FRANK THE TANK
Yeah we got em in the end. Man, I
need a pick me up... Those got
any kick, Freddy?
Freddy walks up to Frank and offers the tray.
FREDDY
Oh, no. These are pretty watered
down. But they’re good for what
ails ya. Grandpa’s famous recipe.
Frank is about to take one but grimaces when he hears Freddy and
pulls his hand back.
BLASTO
What the heck is this?
Everybody turns to see Blasto holding the uniform that Freddy
made.
FRANK THE TANK
(laughing)
Ha! The 80’s called, they want
their clothes back.
Katana kate smiles and shakes her head.
FREDDY
I know I messed up your uniform,
so I made a new one for you! Hope
you like it!
Blasto holds up the shirt and stretches it.
BLASTO
Spandex? What is this, throwback
Thursday? And cargo pockets?
Blasto holds up the pants and sneers.
BLASTO
What, no sequins? Good grief,
Freddy, nobody in their right mind
would be seen in public wearing
this.
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Freddy’s smile fades. Blasto and Frank both laugh. Blasto
throws the uniform in the corner and the two of them walk away.
FREDDY
I just thought...
Freddy sighs and walks away. Katana Kate hasn’t said a word but
has a worried look on her face. She watches Freddy go then
walks over and picks up the uniform and stares at it
appraisingly.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - NIGHT
Frank the tank is searching for something. The more he searches
the more frantic he gets.
FRANK THE TANK
Where is it? I know I didn’t drink
it all.
Freddy walks in with the drinks from earlier and starts pouring
them out and washing the cups.
FREDDY
Whatcha lookin for?
Frank pauses and glances at Freddy. He looks down at the drinks
Freddy is pouring out, and grabs one that’s still full. He
takes a sip and his eyes narrow.
FRANK THE TANK
(menacingly)
What did you put in these?
Freddy turns to him, excited that someone is finally interested
in his home remedy.
FREDDY
Oh that’s Grandpa’s Famous-
FRANK THE TANK
(interrupting)
Whats. In. Here.
Freddy pales and gulps audibly.
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FREDDY
Just some honey and tea.
FRANK THE SNAKE
And?
FREDDY
A little whiskey I found in the
cabinet. There wasn’t much left.
Frank starts shaking with anger
FRANK THE TANK
Show me!
Freddy backs up from Frank till he gets to the trashcan. He
pulls out a whiskey bottle and hands it to Frank. Frank looks
at it and crushes the glass cup in his hand.
FRANK THE TANK
(yelling)
That was a MacGlennon reserve!
There’s only 20 of those in the
world!
FREDDY
(softly)
19 now i guess…
FRANK THE TANK
I’m gonna kill him. Right now.
I’m gonna-
Katana Kate walks in.
KATANA KATE
Hey guys, what’s going-
She sees the rage on Frank’s face, looks at the empty bottle,
then looks at the cups on the kitchen counter.
KATANA KATE
(softly)
Freddy, you should leave. Now.
Freddy carefully sets the bottle down and backs out of the
kitchen. Frank stands there shaking then grabs the empty bottle
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and cradles it like a child. He sinks to the floor crying
softly.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The alarm is going off. Heroes come stumbling into the room,
groggy and grumpy. Frank is suffering from withdrawals. Freddy
is the only one awake and cheerful.
FREDDY
(cheerful)
Good morning everyone!
Everyone else stares at him angrily and Freddy realizes it and
stays in the back of the group.
BLASTO
I’m getting too old for this.
Computer, whats the situation?
COMPUTER
At 9:27am this morning, Dozerman’s
Industrial Supply was ransacked by
unknown assailants. Multiple
large pieces of construction
equipment were taken. Villain
presence on site remains high as
they wait for the air transport to
return for more equipment.
Recommend immediate interception
and apprehension.
FRANK THE TANK
Can you turn down that thing’s
voice?
DR. PATCH
You alright over there, son?
Frank waves him away and Dr. Patch shrugs.
KATANA KATE
We need to get some people in the
air. Frank’s in no shape to go.
Lets bring Murphee and Alice.
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BLASTO
No, neither of them can fly. We
need air support. We should take
Jimmy.
KATANA KATE
Jimmy? He’s great in a fight,
don’t get me wrong, but he’s got
the attention span of a golden
retriever.
(looking at Jimmy)
No offense.
JIMMY THE KID (27) is intently watching a fidget spinner. When
he hears his name he looks up like a deer in the headlights.
JIMMY
Hmm? What’s that?
BLASTO
Well, yeah. But not Alice.
She’ll get so focused on the
machinery that she’ll forget about
the bad guys.
ALICE “THE WRENCH” MALONE (38) adjusts the welding goggles on
her head.
ALICE
No, yeah. He’s right. But I
still wanna go!
MANIAC MURPHEE (31) brushes the bright red hair out of his face.
His grin shows too many teeth.
MANIAC MURPHEE
(standing)
I can go, I’ll just use Alice’s
jetpack.
ALICE
(standing)
If anyone’s gonna use it it’ll be
me!
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BLASTO
Sit down, we’re still deciding.
More heroes stand up and begin arguing, everyone talking over
each other.
COMPUTER
The villain’s air support is
returning. Estimated departure of
all enemy assailants in 23
minutes. Advising immediate
departure.
Blasto is starting to glow red from his anger.
BLASTO
(shouting)
OK, everyone shut it! Alice and
Murph, lets go.
The rest of the heroes grumble as they leave the situation room.
The 4 heroes going to fight get geared up and leave. Freddy is
left alone in the situation room.
FREDDY
So much argument. It’s like
they’re not even- Wait a sec! I
know how to fix this!
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
Blasto and the others return from fighting the villains at the
construction supply company. The Situation Room is completely
redecorated. Furniture has moved, decorations have been changed,
lighting has been altered.
BLASTO
What the...
KATANA KATE
Were we vandalized? By like,
interior designers?
ALICE
I dunno, it’s kinda nice.
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MANIAC MURPHEE
(volume rising as he talks)
I don’t like it, it’s too calming!
Puts me at ease! I can’t be
maniacle! AAARGH!
Freddy walks in carrying a painting. They all turn on him.
FREDDY
Hey, how’d the mission-
The superheroes yell at him simultaneously.
KATANA KATE
Did you do this?
BLASTO
You’ve got a lot of nerve!
MURPHEE
Too calming!
Murphee runs from the room holding his head.
MURPHEE (O.S.)
Its out here too!
FREDDY
(smiling)
You noticed my Feng Shui, I see.
I read that it’s supposed to help
calm people so there will be less
arguments, more teamwork, and-
The more Freddy talks, the more frustrated Blasto gets.
BLASTO
(yelling)
You idiot! This is the worst
thing you’ve done yet!
KATANA KATE
You had no right. Who told you to
do this?
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BLASTO
Whats next, huh? You gonna take
out the computer? Turn it into a
children’s game so it’s fun and
inclusive?
KATANA KATE
Frank was right. This is just
beyond me.
Freddy’s smile falters.
ALICE
(looking at the equipment lockers)
Which one is mine?
FREDDY
I was just trying-
BLASTO
(interrupting him)
Well stop trying! I can’t even-
I need a drink. Where’s Frank?
Everyone leaves and Freddy is all alone again.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The alarm is going off, superheroes run in and try to grab their
equipment, but they’re running into each other in a rush to get
ready. Freddy is trying to show them how he set it all up but
nobody pays him any attention. When they leave the place is a
mess. Freddy sighs and begins cleaning it up.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
Superheroes come back defeated. Some are wounded. Morale is low.
Freddy meets them with hot drinks and towels.
FREDDY
Oh no! Is everyone OK?
BLASTO
We would have been if you hadn’t
“helped” us.
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JAKE THE SNAKE
Seriously! We sucked out there.
ALICE
There’s my toolbelt! Why was it
over here? I was looking for this
this morning.
BLASTO
We left here half-cocked this
morning, and it’s all your fault,
Freddy.
KATANA KATE
Nobody had any idea where their
equipment was. Why did you even
do this?
BLASTO
And why haven’t you put it back
yet?
FREDDY
It’s pretty simple. First you
grab your uniform, then utility
belts are next, then any large
weapons or equipment, and finally
the capes are right by the door to
the hangar.
FRANK THE TANK
All I need is in my locker.
(opens empty locker)
Or, it was this morning.
BLASTO
For the last time, stop helping.
Literally every single thing
you’ve done here has made things
worse. We were just defeated by
the villains for the first time in
months. Patch is hurt. The jet
lost an engine. Kate nearly died.
FREDDY
But I-
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BLASTO
If this is the kind of help you’re
giving us, you may as well go join
the bad guys. You’re helping them
more than you’re helping us.
Freddy slumps in defeat. He sets the drinks down and leaves.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR - NIGHT
SULLY SHARP (32) watches video footage of the superheroes
getting defeated by the villains that afternoon. He smiles as
the heroes are ambushed. A close up of Katana Kate reaching for
her sword and it’s not there makes Sully bust out laughing. He
turns off the TV and thinks for a moment, then picks up the
phone.
SULLY SHARP
Rocko! How’s it going? How’s the
family?
(pauses to listen)
Listen, I got an idea. You see
the heroes on the news tonight?
(pauses)
I know right?
(pauses)
My thoughts exactly! Listen, call
the family and bring them in here,
I have a proposition to make.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR - NIGHT
Sully sits at his desk as various villains come in and sit down
in front of the desk.
SULLY SHARP
So. We’ve all seen how bad the
heroes have been lately. It’s no
surprise that they’re idiots, but
lately they’ve been worse than
usual.
The villains nod and seem interested.
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SULLY SHARP
I say we join forces and use this
against them. They’re having
trouble fighting against one or
two of us. Imagine if we had a
supervillain guild to match their
superhero guild?
The villains look at each other with surprise and hope.
SULLY SHARP
We could have like, evil
hellicopters!
The villains lean forward smiling.
SULLY SHARP
And flamethrowers!
A VILLAIN (40) shakes his fist in the air.
VILLAIN 1
Yeah!
SULLY SHARP
And poison gas!
Another VILLAIN (35) stands and fist pumps the air.
VILLAIN 2
Oh yeah!
Another VILLAIN (37) raises his hand.
VILLAIN 3
And explosives?
SULLY SHARP
Absolutely!
A short VILLAIN (42) in the front raises both fists in the air
in victory.
VILLAIN 4
And spandex uniforms!
Everybody freezes and looks at Villain 4.
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VILLAIN 4
Uh... leather uniforms? With
spikes?
SULLY SHARP
There we go! Intimidating!
ALL VILLAINS
Yeah!
SULLY SHARP
Evil!
ALL VILLAINS
Yeah!
SULLY SHARP
Are you with me?
ALL VILLAINS
Yeah!
SULLY SHARP
The Evil Alliance is born tonight!
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN/SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
Alarm bells ring and the heroes go to the situation room.
Katana Kate stops by the kitchen to say hi to Freddy, but he
isn’t there. She pokes her head in the common room but he isn’t
there either. She looks perplexed but shrugs and goes to the
situation room.
Blasto has his back to the group and is leaning over the
computer terminal.
BLASTO
The computer says it’s a routine
thing. Almost like these guys are
getting lazy. Give me a couple of
volunteers, no you still can’t go
Freddy.
Blasto turns around and glares at the back row, but is surprised
that Freddy is absent.
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BLASTO
Well this is a welcome surprise.
OK, who’s going?
A few hands go up in the crowd of superheroes.
BLASTO
Great, uh... Oxymoron, how ‘bout
you and... Stan?
A well-muscled man with ox horns slowly stands and rolls his
shoulders. OXYMORON (29) grins while he flexes.
OXYMORON
Stan! Yeah, we ain’t fought
together since, what was it, last
June?
STAN THE STEAMER (31) wears a polo shirt and boat shoes. He has
a baseball cap on backwards and aviators in the buttons of his
polo.
STAN THE STEAMER
(pops his collar)
Brah, that was a sick fight! You
wanna practice our one-two combo
again?
OXYMORON
(laughs)
I’ll wrinkle ‘em up and you iron
‘em out.
STAN THE STEAMER
Dude, this is gonna be so sick.
Let’s roll.
The superheroes begin to disperse, but Katana Kate walks over to
Blasto.
KATANA KATE
Where was Freddy this morning?
BLASTO
Who cares? This morning was nice
without him.
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KATANA KATE
I dunno... I think something is
wrong.
BLASTO
No. This is the first time in
months that nothing has gone wring
due to his meddling.
Katana Kate shakes her head and walks away. Dr. Patches is
leaning against the door frame as she leaves.
DR. PATCH
I ain’t no head doctor, but I
think you’re right. Better check
on that little fella.
Katana Kate stares at Dr. Patch for a moment before disappearing
into the hallway. Dr. Patches watches her go, then looks up to
a window where The Eldest is watching from his office.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS FREDDY’S ROOM - NOON
Freddy is packing his suitcase. He finishes his clothes and
turns to his closet to pack his cosplay materials into his
convention backpack. When he opens it, he finds the new uniform
he had made for Blasto. Overwhelmed, he sinks into a chair and
stares at the uniform.
Someone knocks on the door. Freddy doesn’t answer. They knock
again then enter the room. It’s the Eldest.
ELDEST
Missed you in the situation room
today.
Freddy shrugs but doesn’t say anything. The Eldest stoops down
to look at Speedy the turtle.
ELDEST
So you’ve decided to leave, hmm?
Can’t say I blame you. It isn’t
easy, this job.
He sneaks a look at Freddy out of the corner of his eye, but
Freddy just stares at the uniform in his hands.
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ELDEST
I almost gave up once. I was
young and brave and thought I
could do anything. But during my
first year here in the guild, I
didn’t win one fight against the
enemy. Not one.
Freddy looks up now.
ELDEST
So I started packing. Just like
you’re doing. But Mr. Brawny,
that was back when he was still
around, he had a heart to heart
with me.
The Eldest looks into a cardboard box and pulls out Freddy’s
framed and signed Mr. Brawny comic book.
ELDEST
Oh, you’re a fan?
FREDDY
He saved us once. First Bank And
Trust. I was only 9.
ELDEST
So he tells me that nothing good
is ever easy. Nothing worthwhile
is going to be a walk in the park.
“You gotta fight!” he said, and
flexed those muscles of his. Man
he was strong.
FREDDY
What did you do?
ELDEST
I had to decide if I was going to
be a guy in the superhero guild,
or if I was going to be a hero.
There’s a difference, you know.
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FREDDY
But I don’t even have any
superpowers.
The Eldest puts the framed comic book back int he cardboard box.
ELDEST
That didn’t stop me.
Freddy stares at the older man. The Eldest stares back and
raises his eyebrows. Just before he leaves, a small smile plays
on the edge of his lips.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING
Freddy is in the kitchen cooking. He moves with familiarity and
a smile on his face. Katana Kate comes in and he makes her a
cup of coffee.
FREDDY
Morning, Kate.
KATANA KATE
(yawning)
Morning, Freddy. Where were you
yesterday?
Freddy flinches and looks back at her nervously.
FREDDY
I uh, had a cold. Needed to work
on the, uh... Oh, the toast is up,
gotta run!
He grabs the toast and throws it on some plates that already had
eggs and bacon on them. Then he hurriedly takes the plates out
of the kitchen.
FREDDY (O.S.)
There’s more for you if you want
some, help yourself.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS RESIDENTIAL HALLWAY - MORNING
Freddy goes to a few different doors and knocks and hands them a
plate.
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FREDDY
Egg whites only, with a little
swiss chard and extra olives. Bon
appetit!
Freddy moves to another door.
FREDDY
Extra bacon, extra cheese, extra
hot sauce, no vegetables, and a
dollop of lard mixed in with the
eggs when I was scrambling them.
Dig in tiger!
At the next door Freddy stops and takes a deep breath. He opens
the door and steps inside.
FREDDY (O.S.)
Mornin, Frank. Best hangover cure
ever: two raw eggs, some paprika
and garlic and-
The glass of raw eggs is thrown from out of the room and smashes
against the wall on the other side of the hallway. Freddy comes
scrambling out of the room.
FREDDY
Point taken, ok, well thanks, and
sorry, and I guess I’ll see you
later, or maybe-
FRANK THE TANK (O.S.)
Wake me up one more time Freddy.
One more time and see what I’ll
do.
FREDDY
Yep. Sorry. Good night. Or
morning. Or, well technically
its-
FRANK THE TANK (O.S.)
Freddy!!!
Freddy runs back down the hall and Frank’s door slams closed.
INT. THE ELDEST’S OFFICE - NOON
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The Eldest sits at his desk doing paperwork when Blasto, Katana
Kate, and Frank the Tank walk in.
FRANK THE TANK
We gotta talk man. I haven’t got
a good night’s sleep in like two
months.
BLASTO
It’s Freddy. That guy has got to
go.
Katana Kate stays silent, but nods as the others talk.
ELDEST
What has he done? Has he broken
any rules or hurt anyone?
FRANK THE TANK
He hurt me! He used my best
bottle of scotch.
ELDEST
Freddy got drunk?
FRANK
Well, no. But he made some drinks
with it.
ELDEST
Ah, his esteemed grandfather’s
tonic. Yes, it has helped my back
a few times after I hit the gym.
FRANK
But he took it from me. It wasn’t
his!
ELDEST
He broke into your room?
FRANK
Well, no.
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BLASTO
It’s not just that. Its other
things. He keeps trying to stick
his nose in our business and keeps
making things worse.
ELDEST
That’s strange. It’s almost like
I hired him on here to be part of
the team or something.
The others are silent. Katana tries to step away from the other
two like she hasn’t been mean to Freddy as well, but The Eldest
fixes her with a stare and she freezes.
ELDEST
Well how many missions has he been
on?
The others stay silent.
ELDEST
What about the tactical planning
sessions?
Katana Kate looks at Blasto who just frowns.
ELDEST
(sighing)
Look. We’re on the same team,
right? You and me? You trust me,
right?
Katana Kate and Blasto nod. Frank just crosses his arms and
looks away.
ELDEST
I brought Freddy in for a reason.
Why don’t you give him a chance?
Everything that he is doing, he
does for you. He’s only trying to
help.
BLASTO
That’s what he keeps saying!
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ELDEST
Have you accepted his help?
The others look sullen.
ELDEST
Try doing things his way for one
week. Just one week. I bet
you’ll be surprised.
Blasto looks at The Eldest for a long moment then slowly nods
and leaves. Frank shakes his head and follows Blasto. Katana
Kate waits and stares at the floor.
KATANA KATE
I should have said something.
They were so- I’m sorry.
ELDEST
It’s Freddy you should be
apologizing to. But he’s stronger
than you think.
Katana Kate nods and leaves.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - AFTERNOON
Freddy is cleaning up in the situation room. Blasto and Katana
Kate and a few others walk in from the gym.
FREDDY
Oh, hey. Hittin the iron huh?
Gettin in a little cardio just to
keep in tip top shape?
BLASTO
I don’t need your-
Blasto interrupts himself and looks up at The Eldest’s window.
BLASTO
(sighing)
Yes. That’s where we were. So
um. What are you up to?
Freddy is surprised that Blasto isn’t being mean, but recovers
quickly.
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FREDDY
Just reorganizing the equipment
racks here. You said it was
difficult the last time, so I am
trying to come up with a better
method.
BLASTO
(gritting his teeth)
OK. Show me what you got.
Frank the Tank looks at Blasto like he’s gone crazy.
FREDDY
What, really? OK, well I figured
capes get in the way, so they’re
last. But you start up here.
Freddy runs to the side of the room where the lockers were.
FREDDY
Then you can collect your gear as
you go.
He walks down the new aisle he made and grabs and puts on
various utility belts and masks and other superhero equipment.
FREDDY
Then heavy equipment over here at
the end. And finally capes right
next to the door. I’ve calculated
it’ll take 17 seconds at the
slowest to get geared up and out
the door if everyone is working
together.
He walks over to the group of heroes wearing the mismatched
collection of equipment.
FREDDY
Neat, huh? I saw something like
this on one of those reality shows
with the house builder family and-
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BLASTO
(holds up his hand)
Don’t. OK I’ll admit it’s an
interesting concept. But don’t
push it. We’ll see if it actually
works.
FRANK THE TANK
Yeah right.
The others laugh and walk out with Blasto. But Freddy is just
so happy they listened that he doesn’t care.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
Computer is telling the heroes the details of the latest villain
attack.
COMPUTER
Recommend immediate counterattack.
BLASTO
Right, we’re going to need some
big guns on this one. Computer
says these goons are not the
smartest, so if we just go in guns
blazing they won’t know what hit
them. Any objections?
Freddy looks unsure, but doesn’t say anything. Katana Kate
elbows Blasto and nods in Freddy’s Direction. Blasto looks at
Freddy then up at The ELdest’s window.
BLASTO
(sighing)
What do you think, Freddy?
A few people in the crowd gasp. Freddy is stunned, but then
slowly speaks.
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FREDDY
Well, that’s just what Captain
Crusader did back in the ‘80’s and
it was a trap. Looks like the
same setup here. They’re all out
in the open but there’s high rise
building construction on either
side. Easy to set up an ambush.
Some of the other heroes laugh.
BLASTO
You think Bonehead McGee is smart
enough to set up an ambush?
You’re hilarious, Freddy. Why
don’t we leave the strategizing to
the professionals.
Freddy smiles his weary smile and sits back down. The heroes
suit up and head out.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The heroes return defeated, wounded, dusty.
FRANK THE TANK
I’ve never seen Bonehead move that
fast.
KATANA KATE
Or the Beasty Brothers ever work
together.
BLASTO
Yeah, I think we have a big
problem on our hands. But we
can’t do anything about it if
we’re always licking our wounds.
The Eldest walks in looking for something.
ELDEST
Have you seen my- Oh. Bad day at
the office?
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KATANA KATE
It was like they knew we were
coming.
FRANK THE TANK
Like they had our playbook or
something.
ELDEST
If only you had seen the ambush
coming. From both sides. From
the construction. That Freddy
told you about.
The Eldest reaches in his pocket.
ELDEST
Oh, here it is, the pen I had
misplaced. Well, carry on.
The three heroes look at each other as The Eldest leaves.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The heroes sit in the common room nursing their wounds. Frank
has a bottle of something strong.
FRANK THE TANK
There’s no way he coulda known
that. Lucky guess.
KATANA KATE
I dunno. Freddy does have an
unhealthy infatuation with anyone
wearing a cape. He’s probably
read all the comics.
BLASTO
He was spot on with his
assessment.
Frank pours himself another drink.
FRANK THE TANK
Nah, beginners luck. Anyone could
have seen that.
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BLASTO
Did you see it? I sure didn’t.
And now the jet has a hole in it
and Kate lost her favorite sword.
KATANA KATE
I’d sacrifice it again in a heart
beat to save someone.
(wistfully)
It was pretty though. With the
rose petals on the blade.
Freddy walks in with a tray of drinks.
FREDDY
Hey. Heard about tonight. I know
you don’t like me in there after a
mission so I waited. Hot towel
anyone? No? Well good night.
Freddy doesn’t expect them to say anything and turns to leave.
BLASTO
Wait, yeah I’ll take a towel. And
what’s in that tonic again?
FREDDY
Just some honey, vinegar, and a
little ginger to cover the taste.
My old grandad used to put in a
little bit of whiskey but I was
uh...
Freddy glances at Frank who is staring at Freddy with malice.
FREDDY
Informed we didn’t have enough to
go around.
BLASTO
(chuckling)
I bet he did. Give me one, lets
try it.
Blasto takes the tonic, smells it, and immediately regrets it.
He puts on a fake smile and raises his glass in a toast.
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BLASTO
To grandad!
Katana Kate and Freddy pick one up to toast with Blasto
(simultaneously)
KATANA KATE
To grandad!
FREDDY
To grandad!
They all drink. They all make faces and weeze a little after
the drink goes down. Blasto finishes his off while Kate sips
hers. Frank wears a disgusted look the whole time.
BLASTO
Wow! Anything that tastes that
bad has got to have medicinal
properties. OK, I’m off to bed.
Freddy starts gathering cups.
KATANA KATE
Leave them. We’ll get them in the
morning. Go get some sleep.
Blasto and Freddy head out to sleep.
FRANK THE TANK
He’s changing everything. We had
a good thing going and now...
KATANA KATE
(standing)
What’s the problem? You want to
keep getting beat up by the
villains? Fine. But not me.
Kate leaves and Frank watches her go then takes a long drink
straight for the bottle.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING - NEXT DAY
Freddy is in the kitchen doing his normal thing. Blasto wanders
in.
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BLASTO
Mornin Fred.
FREDDY
Hey, morning big guy. Hows the
back?
BLASTO
Pretty good actually. That was
the best night sleep I’ve had in
ages.
Freddy hands him a coffee. Katana Kate comes in.
KATANA KATE
(smiling)
Morning losers.
BLASTO
Losers no longer. We need to work
on some strategy.
FREDDY
Yeah these guys look more
organized than they used to be. I
wonder what’s going on?
BLASTO
We can worry about the why later.
For now we just need to figure out
how to deal with them. We need to
consult an expert.
KATANA KATE
Agreed. Someone who has seen
their tactics before and can tell
us what they’re planning.
BLASTO
Someone well versed in the
villains themselves too.
Freddy has been watching the exchange like a dog at a tennis
match.
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FREDDY
I’ll go call The Eldest.
As he starts to go, Blasto puts his hand on Freddy’s arm.
BLASTO
We were talking about you, bro.
KATANA KATE
You knew exactly what they were
planning yesterday. If we had
listened to you we wouldn’t have
gotten defeated.
Freddy is speechless. But as he’s trying to decide what to say,
the alarm bells ring and they all rush out.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The superheroes rush into the situation room. Blasto looks at
the computer screens as he runs by and barks a few orders.
Superheroes run through the equipment section as Freddy showed
them and are out the door in seconds. Freddy watches them go.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The superheroes return. They are in good spirits.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Did you see them slithering away?
Seems the supervillains need some
support.
Frank slaps Jake on the back in a good natured way, but Jake
nearly falls over.
FRANK THE TANK
I love seeing the fear in their
eyes when I rush them.
Jake gives Frank a calculated look walks away.
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KATANA KATE
We were there like 15 minutes
earlier than we usually are. On
the way back I had Computer start
analyzing our departure.
FRANK
Ha! Nerd.
Katana Kate shoots him an evil look but continues.
KATANA KATE
(reading from a tablet)
Jake was the fastest out the door.
Which isn’t surprising. Frank was
the slowest. Looks like you were
late getting in here too.
FRANK
Didn’t hear the alarm.
KATANA KATE
(not looking up)
Uh huh. And the average time to
get geared up was... Haha, would
you look at that. He was right.
BLASTO
Who was right?
Kate points to Freddy who is just now entering the room with
towels and drinks.
KATANA KATE
17 seconds. Average time.
Frank’s smile turns into a frown, but Blasto seems to reassess
Freddy in a positive light.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - EVENING
The superheroes gather to celebrate breaking their losing
streak. Freddy is the center of attention. Everyone is having
a good time except Frank who keeps to the corner nursing a
bottle of liquor. He keeps giving Freddy mean looks, but Freddy
doesn’t notice.
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At one point, Blasto ignites his hands for some party trick and
accidentally burns part of his uniform.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The superheroes gather for another alert. Blasto is in his
bathrobe.
FRANK THE TANK
Think that uniform might be a
little drafty, bud.
BLASTO
Shut up man. I messed up my suit
last night. You will have to go
without me today.
Freddy perks up and walks over to a cabinet beside the computer.
KATANA KATE
We can’t. We’re going to need
your blasts. They’re holed up in
the safe of a bank. Nobody else
has the firepower to get them out.
BLASTO
Half of my suit is ash right now.
What do you want me to do?
Freddy has something and walks up behind the superheroes.
FREDDY
You could always wear this. I
know you don’t like it, but in a
pinch...
Blasto turns and takes the package from Freddy and opens it. It
is the uniform Freddy made for him. Frank and a few others in
the crowd snicker and Blasto looks at them sharply.
BLASTO
(maintaining eye contact with Frank)
Yeah. This’ll work fine. I’d be
happy to wear it.
Frank holds up his hands placatingly. They all go towards the
lockers and get ready to go.
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INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - EVENING
The heroes are gathered around the kitchen laughing. Most of
them are in normal clothes again, but Blasto is still in his
uniform.
BLASTO
I’m tellin you, this thing is
awesome! I can move in ways I
never thought I could before.
That old suit was... I mean, look
at this.
Blasto drops into a crouch and kicks like the Russian squatting
dance.
BLASTO
I’ve got pockets for days. Never
knew I needed to carry so much
stuff, but then it’s right here
when I need it.
FRANK THE TANK
You look kinda dumb though.
BLASTO
Who cares. It’s so useful.
(frowning)
Wait, no I don’t. I look awesome!
The pants have flames on the legs.
You can’t tell me that’s not cool.
KATANA KATE
(deadpan)
Technically, flames are hot,
Blasto.
Everybody but Frank laughs.
JAKE THE SNAKE
Perhaps Freddy will sew me up a
shiny new suit as well. This
leather doesn’t stretch.
Something with scales.
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Others start chiming in on what they want. Frank grumbles and
leaves the kitchen.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING - NEXT FEW DAYS
Blasto and Katana Kate and Freddy have breakfast in the kitchen.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING - NEXT FEW DAYS
The next day they’re joined by a few more people.
INT. SUPERHERO KITCHEN - MORNING - NEXT FEW DAYS
The next day there are almost too many people in the kitchen.
The Eldest even comes by.
INT. SUPERHERO HALLWAY OUTSIDE KITCHEN - MORNING
The kitchen is packed. People are standing in the hallway
looking in. Frank wanders up, hungover.
FRANK THE TANK
What’s going on?
DR. PATCH
Freddy is telling us all about the
fight back in ‘92 between the
Significant Seven and the Power
Pact. Interesting stuff.
FRANK THE TANK
Friggin Freddy again. Everyone is
so in love with that fat little
jerk.
DR. PATCH
Did you know Hamish the Hammer
defected mid fight? He was fed up
with the newest member of the
team. Liked it better when they
were the Significant Six.
FRANK THE TANK
We don’t need history lessons
around here. This is bull. Get
out of my way!
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Frank shoulders past Dr. Patch and storms down the hall.
DR. PATCH
Doomed to repeat? I wonder.
EXT. CANON CITY BANK - AFTERNOON
Blasto flame-punches a villain out the font door of a bank
vault. Katana Kate leads three more out behind him at sword
point.
EXT. CANON CITY PRISON - AFTERNOON
Villains have taken over the prison and have guards tied up.
They watch and laugh from the top of the walls as Frank punches
the walls from outside. Jake the Snake slithers behind some
villains who are distracted by Frank’s yelling and he unlocks
the main gates to the prison. A big group of superheroes sneak
in the front gates and surround the villains before they realize
what’s going on.
EXT. CANON CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT - EARLY EVENING
A REPORTER (26) stands outside the police station as the
superheroes bring in a group of handcuffed and tied up villains.
REPORTER
Here come the heroes now. Mr.
Blasto, sir! May we have a word?
Blasto hands off the villain to the police and walks over to the
reporter.
REPORTER
How would you describe this new
wave of crime here in Canon City?
BLASTO
Well, it’s getting serious. I,
we, the superhero guild, think
that the villains are up to
something. Been too much activity
lately and it worries us.
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REPORTER
And how is the guild planning on
dealing with this?
BLASTO
Well we’ve been working on our
strategies, upgrading some of our
equipment-
REPORTER
Like that outfit, I see, looking
good!
BLASTO
(laughing)
Haha, thanks. But we’re just
tying to keep this city as safe as
possible. It’s our home too.
REPORTER
Have you seen the latest cover of
Vain Magazine? You and the rest
of the team look pretty good on
the front.
BLASTO
Thanks, but we gotta remember
we’re not celebrities. We’re
public servants, just like the
boys in blue over here.
Blasto looks over his shoulder and sees one of the villains
struggling against the police officers.
BLASTO
Look I gotta help these guys, but
thanks for your time.
Blasto trots back to the police and helps bring in the villains.
REPORTER
No, thank you. Well there you
have it. Public servant number
one helping to clean up the city.
Back to you, Margaret.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR - NIGHT
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Sully turns off the TV that had the news reporter talking to
Blasto. He calmly sets the remotr on his desk and turns in his
chair to face TONY RIGATONI (51) who stands in front of the
assembled villains.
SULLY SHARP
Your men seem to be having some
problems.
TONY RIGATONI
The heroes. They’re different.
They used to be a bunch of jerks
all working against each other and
it was easy.
SULLY SHARP
Seems like we’re not the only ones
finding the value of teamwork.
TONY RIGATONI
You need more guns. That worked
the one time.
SULLY SHARP
That’s not what I need.
TONY RIGATONI
More explosives?
SULLY SHARP
(smiling)
You’re getting close.
TONY RIGATONI
What then?
SULLY SHARP
I need a vacation I think.
Somewhere tropical. I need one of
those cocktails with the little
umbrellas in them.
A cover slides off his desk and a fancy drink emerges from the
hole. It has a little umbrella.
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SULLY SHARP
Oh! Yeah, just like this one!
He hands Tony the drink.
SULLY SHARP
It’s on the house. Bottoms up!
Tony looks at the drink and back at Sully. He resigns himself
to his fate and takes the drink. After a deep breath, he takes
a sip.
TONY RIGATONI
Hey, not bad. Tastes like- AARGH!
Poison...
The man slumps in his chair and the drink splashes to the
ground.
SULLY SHARP
(yelling)
Anyone else want to tell me what I
do or do not need? Come on!
Speak up!
Nobody says anything, and most avoid eye contact. Sully calms
himself and straightens his clothes.
SULLY SHARP
What I need is a man on the
inside. After all, if you can’t
beat em, make em join you.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Frank wanders the halls, drunk. He knocks on Blasto’s door.
FRANK THE TANK
Hey, Blasto, it’s me. What are
you doing?
BLASTO (O.S.)
(groggy)
What? What time is it?
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FRANK THE TANK
Like 11 or something?
Blasto comes to the door, he had been asleep.
BLASTO
Dude, it’s late. Go to sleep.
FRANK THE TANK
Nah man, the night is young! We
got hours yet till the sun comes
up. And I got this old bottle of-
BLASTO
Dude, no. It’s too late. What if
the baddies attack early in the
morning? We gotta be ready for
them.
FRANK THE TANK
But Blasto...
BLASTO
Seriously. Go to bed.
Blasto shuts the door.
FRANK THE TANK
I didn’t wanna party with you
anyway.
Some heroes pass Frank in the hallway and give him a wide berth.
FRANK THE TANK
What? See somethin you like?
They move on down the hallway.
FRANK THE TANK
(yelling after them)
Hey! You wanna party?
BLASTO (O.S.)
Go to bed, Frank!
Frank grumbles and walks down the hallway. He passes Freddy’s
door and makes a rude gesture.
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FRANK THE TANK
It’s all his fault. Good two-ey
shoes. Good two shoe-ies.
Whatever.
He takes a swig and moves on into the common room. Two heroes
in there see him coming and leave.
FRANK THE TANK
That’s right. This is my room.
Get.
He looks around.
FRANK THE TANK
This used to be my kingdom. I
could drink anyone under the
table. Nobody could stand up to
Frank.
He wanders out to the balcony.
FRANK THE TANK
Now nobody even tries. All going
to bed early and gettin up when I
used to go to sleep. All cause of
Freddy.
He takes another drink, realizes the bottle is empty, and chucks
it over the railing into the street below.
FRANK THE TANK
Someone should do something about
that guy.
Frank’s phone rings. He digs it out and looks at the caller ID.
FRANK THE TANK
Sully Sharp? Wonder what he
wants.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR - NIGHT
Sully sits at his desk in his lair as Frank the Tank walks in.
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SULLY SHARP
Frank! How’s it going? Want a
drink? You look like a bourbon
kinda guy. On the rocks?
FRANK THE TANK
(wary, unsure)
Sure.
Sully makes Frank a drink and Frank sits awkwardly, looking
around at the office.
SULLY SHARP
(handing Frank the drink)
So. Frank. How's the guild?
Things are looking up over there!
FRANK THE TANK
No they’re not. Things suck.
SULLY SHARP
But you’re winning.
FRANK THE TANK
Yeah but things are different.
SULLY SHARP
What’s different?
FRANK THE TANK
It’s Freddy. The new guy. He’s
helping everybody win.
SULLY SHARP
But you’re one of the leaders.
You should be the one helping them
win.
FRANK THE TANK
I was. I used to be. Now
everybody loves that little fat
creep. He doesn’t even have any
powers.
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SULLY SHARP
That doesn’t surprise me. The
Eldest didn’t accept my
application, and I have like 20
superpowers. He’s getting senile.
FRANK THE TANK
I know, right?
SULLY SHARP
What if I told you I could help
you be strong again?
FRANK THE TANK
I mean, yeah. But aren’t you like
one of the bad guys?
SULLY SHARP
(waves hand)
Shades of gray, my friend. I
still want the heroes to win.
They need to win. That's what I’m
offering you. Let me help you win
again.
FRANK THE TANK
I dunno...
SULLY SHARP
Listen, I could set some guys up,
make it an easy win, and none of
freddy’s tricks, just good old
fashion Frank the Tank.
Frank looks dubious, but seems to be warming to the idea.
SULLY SHARP
It’d be just like old times. You
at the front leading the way,
busting through walls, kicking
butt.
FRANK THE TANK
I miss those days.
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SULLY SHARP
Bring them back then! What do you
say? We could make Freddy look
like an idiot.
FRANK THE TANK
I do like the sound of that.
SULLY SHARP
OK, here’s what we’re going to
do...
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - MORNING
The alarms go off and the heroes rush into the situation room.
COMPUTER
Sully Sharp leads a contingent of
12 other villains in an assault on
the First Canon Bank and Trust.
Suspect unarmed and considered to
be extremely dangerous. Psych
profile shows strong hatred toward
superheroes and lack of moral
safeguards. Proceed with caution.
BLASTO
OK, folks. This is the big one.
Sully has been nipping at our
heels for years now, and it looks
like he’s finally making his move.
We’re gonna have to take the whole
team on this one.
FRANK THE TANK
The whole team? Even him?
BLASTO
(glares at Frank)
Even him. He’s part of the team.
Which is more than I can say for
you sometimes.
FRANK THE TANK
Whatever, man.
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BLASTO
(turning to Freddy)
You up for this Fred? Your first
mission.
KATANA KATE
(hands package to Freddy)
We got you something too.
Freddy opens the package and it’s a uniform that matches the
other hero’s uniforms. Freddy looks touched.
BLASTO
You’re part of the team, now, and
we figured you should look the
part.
FREDDY
I would love to. But my place is
here. The team does better when
I’m back here supporting.
Frank rolls his eyes and goes to the lockers.
BLASTO
You could still help from the jet,
or...
FREDDY
My place is here. Go. I’ll only
slow you down, and you need to be
in tip-top shape out there with
Sully on the battlefield.
BLASTO
(nods)
Fair enough. We’ll be back in 20
minutes. 25 tops.
Everyone laughs and the heroes go to the lockers and head out.
Freddy waves.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - AFTERNOON
Freddy sits in the situation room waiting on his friends to
return. He is happy, sipping a hot drink, content.
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The alarm goes off for a villain alert. Freddy looks around,
but there is nobody. He hesitantly presses a button on the
computer and the screen comes to life.
Sully Sharp’s face fills the screen, he is right in front of the
camera.
SULLY SHARP
Is this thing on? Oh, they
answered. Hello heroes! Anybody
home?
Freddy pulls the mic closer.
FREDDY
Uh, hello?
SULLY SHARP
Who are you? I thought that place
was empty by now.
FREDDY
I’m uh... Freddy. What are you
doing? Didn't the heroes go stop
you? What happened?
SULLY SHARP
Wait, you’re Freddy? You? You’re
the one who has caused all the
problems?
Sully laughs so hard that he floats away from the camera and
clutches his sides. He comes back after a few seconds.
SULLY SHARP
This is too good. Oh wow. Yeah,
they came, but I had a few
surprises for them. Don’t worry,
they’re back at my place now.
FREDDY
What have you done!?
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SULLY SHARP
You wouldn’t understand, little
man. The city doesn’t need those
so-called heroes. They rejected
me. Me! I am the best. I can do
everything they can do and more.
But they didn’t want me.
FREDDY
I know how you feel.
SULLY SHARP
How could you know? You’re
nothing! Frank said you didn’t
even have powers! You are an ant
to me. I don’t even know why I’m
still talking to you. Enjoy being
the only hero left, mister...
whatever your name was.
Sully turns away from the camera and calls out to his villain
cohorts.
SULLY SHARP
What? Yeah, go ahead. There’s
nobody left to stop us. Light it
up! Lets have some fun!
An explosion shakes the camera and the line goes dead.
INT. SUPERHERO SITUATION ROOM - AFTERNOON - AFTER SULLY HANGS UP
Freddy is in shock. But soon he shakes it off and starts
typing.
FREDDY
Computer, what’s the nearest
superhero organization?
COMPUTER
Mexico’s Liga de Campeones is
three hours away by plane.
Montreal’s Chevaliers Canadiens is
showing offline, but they usually
respond in less than 24 hours.
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FREDDY
24 hours? Ok, call the Liga
Campo... how was it pronounced?
COMPUTER
Dialing.
The monitor shows DANTE DIABÒLICO (45) on a jet ski. A
beautiful WOMAN (22) sits behind him laughing.
DANTE DIABÒLICO
(yelling over the noise)
¿Hola? Oh hey, it’s the
Americans!
FREDDY
Hi. Um, I don’t know your name.
But we need help! Sully has-
DANTE DIABÒLICO
Whats that?
FREDDY
Sully Sharp has taken the team
captive! We need help!
DANTE DIABÒLICO
Oh that’s too bad, man! Well
we’re out here fighting crime too
so...
WOMAN
¡Vamos a tomar tragos de tequila!
DANTE DIABÒLICO
Yeah, we got, uh, bad guys all
over the place! Gotta go!
The screen goes blank as Dante hangs up.
FREDDY
Mexico sounds dangerous. I wonder
what that woman said. He must
have just rescued her. Computer,
what about the Canadians? Do they
have anyone on standby?
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COMPUTER
I tried calling them during your
conversation with the
representative from Mexico. No
response.
FREDDY
Are there any other superheroes
left in the city?
COMPUTER
One hero shows on my scanner.
FREDDY
Really? That’s great! Why didn’t
you say so earlier? Are they
within range?
COMPUTER
Affirmative.
FREDDY
Well don’t keep me guessing,
what’s their name? Who is this
hero?
The screen suddenly shows Freddy’s profile details.
COMPUTER
Frederick Middleton, aged 43. 5
feet 4 inches tall. 215 pounds.
No known superpowers. No known
aliases. Internal notes written
by G. Patterson, alias The Eldest:
Shows potential.
Freddy sits back in his chair and stares at the screen. A
determined look comes on his face and he runs out of the room.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS FREDDY’S ROOM - EVENING
Freddy puts his uniform on. He digs an MP3 player from a box in
his closet and puts the earphones on. He puts bolt cutters in
his belt. He hangs a towel from his belt. He eats a stick of
gum and puts the pack of gum in a pouch on his belt. He puts a
sandwich in a zippered plastic bag in another pouch in his belt.
He hangs a can of sunscreen on one side and bug spray on the
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other side. He pats Speedy the turtle on the shell. Then he
leaves.
EXT. CANON CITY - EVENING - LATER THAT NIGHT
Freddy walks out of the superhero guild and walks straight to
the bus stop. He waits for it then boards. Others on the bus
give him strange looks, but he looks determined and stares off
into the distance. When the bus gets to Sully’s lair, Freddy
gets off.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT
Sully stands outside holding cells. The superheroes, except
Frank the Tank, all sit behind bars. Some are hurt or
unconscious.
SULLY SHARP
I told you. I mean, you had to
see this coming, right?
Sully waits for a response but nobody speaks.
SULLY SHARP
(laughing)
Of course you didn’t see this. I
mean, I’m me. I gotta say I’m
surprised you guys didn’t try to
do something earlier. I’ve been
recruiting for months now. My
Evil Alliance has been growing
with leaps and bounds.
Security monitors behind Sully show Freddy entering the
facility. He walks in the front door, drops something, bends
down to get it, and while he’s bent over, a blade swings out of
the wall missing him. He stands up oblivious and continues.
SULLY SHARP
Like the name? It’s catchy. I
know, I know, reminds people of
the Evil Empire. You ever miss
that group Kitty?
KATANA KATE
It’s Kate.
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SULLY SHARP
(ignores her and keeps talking)
But then you get this guy. He
starts messing with my plan. I
don’t know what he did to you
people, but whenever he shows up,
you start kicking butt. Like you
were always OK, but now you’re
good!
Another security monitor shows two guard dogs race down a
hallway. On a different screen Freddy bands down like he’s
talking to the dogs. They arrive and he tosses them treats.
They roll over and he pets their belly. He shakes his finger at
them sternly and they sit obediently. Freddy moves on while the
dogs lie down to sleep.
SULLY SHARP
That fight with the Tootsie Twins?
They gave up crime, man. They
went legit after the walloping you
gave them. And here I thought
this guy was giving you, like,
fighting training or something.
He’s developed a new serum and
given everybody new superpowers.
That’s it, I thought. He’s a mad
scientist! That’s gotta be it!
DR. PATCH
What are you talking about?
SULLY SHARP
What’s his name? Fernando.
Fozziwig? The new guy you got a
few months ago.
BLASTO
Freddy?
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SULLY SHARP
Freddy! I thought you sneaky
superheroes had an ace up your
sleeve. But one of my new friends
tells me the truth. He’s nothing!
He’s a fake! You’ve all been
blindly following an idiot, which
I mean, you’ve bene listening to
that old geezer for years, so that
one is on me. But he’s here now
too so don’t worry. You’ll see
him soon.
Blasto rushes the cell door and tries to break out.
BLASTO
(yelling)
Where is he? What have you done
with The Eldest?
SULLY SHARP
There’s the Blasto I know. That
calm, even tempered thing doesn’t
suit you. But listen, I got
things to do, people to kill, busy
busy busy... Come on, Frank, lets
go.
BLASTO
What? Frank? Frank!
Frank the Tank steps out of the shadows and just shrugs at
Blasto. He looks remorseful.
SULLY SHARP
What the? How did he get inside?
(turning to Frank)
You said he has no powers.
FRANK THE TANK
He doesn’t.
SULLY SHARP
Well then how do you explain this?
Sully points dramatically to a security monitor where Freddy is
climbing up on a desk. He pulls a wad of gum out of his mouth,
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waves to the camera, and covers it with gum. Sully growls and
storms out of the door.
SULLY SHARP
Do I have to do everything myself?
INT. SULLY’S LAIR LASER HALL - NIGHT
Freddy comes to a hallway with nothing obvious in it. He pulls
out a can of bug repellant and sprays it in the air in front of
him. The spray shows lasers criss-crossing the room. He uses
the spray to find more lasers and carefully steps around them
and exits the hallway.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR SECURITY DOOR - NIGHT
Freddy comes to a room with an intricately locked door. A
computer screen beside the door asks for a password.
FREDDY
(typing)
Hmm... Sully Sharp Is Amazing.
The computer screen shows an error message.
FREDDY
What about... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
The computer screen shows “ACCESS GRANTED”
FREDDY
(laughing)
Thats the combination of my
luggage!
He goes through the now unlocked door.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR LASER HALL - NIGHT
Sully Sharp walks into the hallway with the lasers. He punches
a code into his watch and the lasers deactivate.
SULLY SHARP
(sniffing)
Is that... bug spray? What the
heck is wrong with this guy?
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He runs through laughing with Frank following him.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR SERVER ROOM - NIGHT
Freddy walks into a room filled with computers and server racks.
He walks to the door on the other end but then pauses. He pulls
out his MP3 player and looks at the computers.
FREDDY
I really should update my
playlist. These two songs are
getting kinda old.
He walks to a computer and plugs in his MP3 player and starts
browning the internet. Before too long, though, popups begin
spamming all over the computer screen. Multiple ADVERTISEMENTS
start playing over the speakers at the same time.
ADVERTISEMENT 1
Feeling sad, depressed, lonely?
Just call our pharmacy and we can
get you the little purple pill for
a fraction of the retail cost.
ADVERTISEMENT 2
Hot singles in your area are
looking for you. Click here to
see them in all their unfiltered
glory.
ADVERTISEMENT 3
We’ve been trying to reach you
about your car’s extended
warranty.
Freddy unplugs his MP3 player and backs up.
FREDDY
I uh. Probably shouldn’t download
things illegally. Yeah. I’ll
just... Maybe I should turn it off
and on again?
He reaches behind the computer and pulls a plug and everything
goes dark. A second later the lights come on and the computer
screen just shows the blue screen of death.
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FREDDY
Well, guess I shouldn’t dilly
dally. Gotta go save my friends.
Heh. Oops.
He leaves.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR SECURITY DOOR - NIGHT
Sully comes across the same locked door Freddy did. He tries to
enter the password.
SULLY SHARP
12345. Enter. Go! What is wrong
with this thing?
Frank points to a security camera with gum on it.
FRANK THE TANK
Think the short fat one was here.
SULLY SHARP
How did he- Whatever, I can fix
this.
Sully begins typing furiously on the computer screen. At the
same time he speaks into his watch and his voice is broadcast
over the whole facility.
SULLY SHARP
Freddy? Oh Freeeedy? I know
you’re out there. You think
you’re smarter than me. You got
in and got lucky a few times. But
don’t think that you can outsmart
me! I am, literally, the most
talented person in this
hemisphere. Science backs it up.
You categorically, emphatically,
positively cannot win.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR CNTROL ROOM DOORS - NIGHT
Freddy comes to the doors outside the control room where the
heroes are held. Sully’s voice comes over the intercom, but
Freddy can’t hear because of his headphones. He pulls out the
bolt cutters and tries to open the door, but can’t get a good
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place to snip. He bangs them against the door a few times to no
effect.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR SECURITY DOOR - NIGHT
Sully has gained access on the computer terminal and can see
Freddy on a camera.
SULLY SHARP
He’s not even listening to me.
(turning back to Frank)
Is he deaf too?
Frank shrugs.
SULLY SHARP
All security to the control room
front doors. Apprehend Freddy and
hold him for me. I want to meet
this guy face to face.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR CNTROL ROOM DOORS - NIGHT
Security guards surround Freddy, who is oblivious. He’s tied
his bath towel around the two door handles and is pulling with
all his might. He loses his grip and falls to the ground at the
feet of the guards.
FREDDY
Oh, hey fellas.
They grab him and take him into the control room and tie him to
a chair.
FREDDY
I guess I can’t blame you. It’s
your job, right? And you’re doing
a pretty good job. This knot is
tight!
The guards grunt but remain silent. Freddy looks around
awkwardly trying to keep the conversation going.
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FREDDY
Sooooo. You got pretty good
benefits I guess. This guy’s got
money. You have like, 401k
matching?
GUARD 1 (33) snorts and rolls his eyes.
FREDDY
No? Well at least medical, yeah?
GUARD 1
You kidding? We are on
state-provided insurance. This
guy don’t give us sh-
GUARD 2 (25) beside Guard 1 hits his shoulder.
GUARD 2
Shut up dude.
GUARD 1
Whatever, man. This gig sucks.
Only reason I’m here is cause of
the prison work release thing.
GUARD 3/CHARLIE
This is better pay than mugging
people, but it’s kinda crappy
hours.
Freddy hears a familiar voice.
FREDDY
Charlie? Is that you?
GUARD 3/CHARLIE
(lowers his mask)
What’s up Freddy... Man, what have
you gotten yourself into? This is
a bad dude!
FREDDY
I could ask the same about you.
How’s the art going?
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CHARLIE
Just sold my first piece last
week. Get a few more and I’m
quitting this job.
FREDDY
Why not quit now? This guy
doesn’t have your best interests
at heart. No insurance? No
benefits? And I bet he yells at
you a lot.
The guards all nod and look at each other.
CHARLIE
Man I’ve taken about 20 wallets
from this guy and he just kept
tryin to help me. I don’t wanna
turn into this jerk we’re working
for.
Charlie bends over and unties Freddy.
FREDDY
You guys straighten up, ok? I
know some people, and you wouldn’t
want to get into a fight with
them.
As he’s talking, Freddy walks over to the holding cells and
presses the open button. The whole superhero guild steps out
and glares at the guards. Charlie puts his weapon on the floor
and backs up.
CHARLIE
Hey, I turned in my resignation
before they showed up.
Technically I’m not a bad guy any
more.
Katana Kate and Blasto smile.
BLASTO
Any friend of Freddy’s is a friend
of mine. Go on, get out of here.
The guards all leave out a back entrance.
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INT. SULLY’S LAIR CONTROL ROOM OUTSIDE DOORS - NIGHT
Sully and Frank walk towards the control room.
SULLY SHARP
How is he doing this? He bypassed
my security system, emasculates my
dogs, got through the lasers. Who
the heck is this guy?
Sully is ranting so loudly that he can’t hear the conversation
ahead of them, but Frank can. He stops walking and lets Sully
go on without him. Frank disappears into a side door.
INT. SULLY’S LAIR CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT
Sully walks confidently into the room and freezes when he sees
the superheroes.
SULLY SHARP
Where is that little- Oh, hey
guys. You’re out.
BLASTO
(wry smile)
You had to see this coming, right?
Of course, you didn’t see this. I
mean, you’re you.
The superheroes surround Sully, who falls to his knees.
SULLY SHARP
What is going on? Am I dreaming?
How could this guy beat me? I
mean look at him!
Freddy is trying to untangle his headphone cords from the hood
of his sweatshirt. He looks up.
FREDDY
What?
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SULLY SHARP
He’s an imbecile! I’m so much
smarter than him! I’m stronger!
Faster!
Freddy scratches his backside.
SULLY SHARP
Better looking too...
KATANA KATE
You don’t have everything though.
SULLY SHARP
Yes. Yes I do. I am better than
that fat slob in literally every
way. How is he better? Can he
like shoot lasers from his eyes?
What is it?
The Eldest steps forward out of the group.
THE ELDEST
Do you know why I denied your
application? You’ve got no heart.
You look at people and see pawns
on a chess board. You see
dividends and expenses. You see
assets and liabilities.
SULLY SHARP
Well, yeah.
THE ELDEST
Freddy looks at people and he sees
people.
BLASTO
The reason we’re fighting
together, why we’re winning, is
that Freddy helped us see people
too. We’re not out here for the
press. We’re not here to look
good.
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KATANA KATE
We’re here to save people. You
aren’t the reason I fight. They
are. Freddy brought humanity back
to the guild. You would have only
destroyed it.
Blasto puts special handcuffs on Sully and they all leave.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS FRANK’S ROOM - NIGHT
Frank is drinking in his room. Blasto and Kate walk in.
FRANK THE TANK
Oh, hey. Back from your mission?
How’d it go?
BLASTO
You did us dirty, Frank.
FRANK THE TANK
What are you talking about?
Katana Kate pulls out her phone and taps it. A recording of
Frank and Sully plays.
FRANK THE TANK
(recording)
It’s Freddy. The new guy. He’s
helping everybody win.
SULLY SHARP
(recording)
But you’re one of the leaders.
You should be the one helping them
win.
FRANK THE TANK
(recording)
I was. I used to be. Now
everybody loves that little fat
creep. He doesn’t even have any
powers.
Kate taps her phone again and it goes silent.
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FRANK THE TANK
Oh. That. Well he did us dirty
first. If he hadn’t come along
we’d all be-
BLASTO
All be what? Still in those
cells? Dead? Passed out in the
hallway after another of your
benders while Sully destroyed the
town?
FRANK THE TANK
Take it easy, man, I didn’t think-
BLASTO
No you didn’t think. What the
heck, man? We were a team! We
were brothers! And you get all
butt hurt just cause someone comes
along trying to help?
FRANK THE TANK
I didn’t want his help! Things
were fine! We were winning! We
were...
Frank slumps down on his bed.
BLASTO
We were. But we’re not any more.
You gotta go, man.
FRANK THE TANK
But.
(turning to Kate)
Kate?
Katana Kate just crosses her arms and shakes her head. Kate and
Blasto leave and Frank gets up and punches a wall.
INT. FREDDY’S FAMOUS COMICS - MORNING
Frank is working at Freddy’s old comic shop. He looks older and
thinner, his clothes are a little worn and are cheap quality. A
delivery has come in and he is setting up a cardboard fold-out
of Normal Man: Freddy in his uniform.
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A KID (9) walks into the store. He looks like he’s just been
beaten up: scuffs on his face, tears in his clothes, etc. Frank
sees him and calls him over to the counter. He gets a washcloth
and starts cleaning the cuts on his face.
FRANK THE TANK
Hey, man, what happened?
KID
Just some bullies. I left my
extra money at home and they beat
me up. I usually remember.
FRANK THE TANK
You pay them every day?
KID
They’re not there every day. But
most days.
FRANK THE TANK
I could teach you some
self-defense moves, you know. I
used to be a uh, cop. You stand
up to them and they’ll stop
messing with you.
KID
Thats what my mom says. But I
don’t think I can. I’m always
going to be a skinny weakling.
FRANK THE TANK
I didn’t think I could change
either. But then someone helped
me.
Frank stands up and sets the cardboard Normal Man in front of
the counter.
FRANK THE TANK
Did you know I met this guy once?
KID
No way! He’s my favorite!
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Frank reaches into a box from the new shipment and gives the kid
a comic book that’s still in the plastic sheath.
FRANK THE TANK
Here. From one fan to another.
On the house.
KID
Wow! Thanks, mister.
He opens the plastic and pulls the comic book out. As he opens
it up, a folded piece of paper falls out of it. The kid picks
it up and unfolds it. It’s the same superhero application that
Freddy had. Frank leans forward with a pen.
FRANK THE TANK
Need a pen?
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Section 4 - Annotated Bibliography
References:
Aladdin . Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements. Walt Disney Pictures, 11 Nov. 1992.
Aladdin tells the story of an underdog persisting through great trials to
show his true character. He had both great poverty and great riches, but
in the end he chose to give up everything he had in order to save the ones
he cared about. And when it was all said and done, even though he had
the wealth reinstated and permission to marry Jasmine, He still chose to
honor his promise and use his third wish to set the genie free. Aladdin
shares many of the same characteristics of my main character, Freddy: he
is optimistic, honest, and loving.
Avengers: Endgame . Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo. Marvel Studios, 22 Apr. 2019.
Avengers: Endgame is filled with superheroes and villains who were
examples for my characters. Iron Man made the ultimate sacrifice to
save the galaxy. The superheroes from various teams didn’t all like each
other, yet they ended up working together in order to stop Thanos. My
characters have to learn the same lessons.
Avengers: Infinity War . Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo. Marvel Studios, 23 Apr. 2018.
Avengers: Infinity War is also filled with superheroes. In this movie, all
of them suffer a string of defeats as Thanos ramps up his plan to kill half
the galaxy. Then in the end, he wins and the Avengers are defeated. My
characters have to suffer defeat a few times as well in order to really
understand that they are not working together.
Captain America: Civil War . Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo. Marvel Studios, 12 Apr. 2016.
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Captain America: Civil War shows superheroes at odds with each other.
Most of the time heroes fight against evil, but in this movie, they fight
each other. My characters are in conflict with my main character for
nearly the whole movie, and one of them never resolves his differences
until he gets kicked out of the superheroes’ guild.
Captain America: The First Avenger . Directed by Joe Johnston. Marvel Studios, 19 Jul. 2011.
Captain America: The First Avenger may be the movie with the most
selfless character in this whole list. Steve Rogers was chosen for the
Super-Soldier Serum, not because of his bone structure or genetics, but
because of his strength of character. He regularly went out of his way to
do the right thing even before he was bulletproof. Freddy, while never
bulletproof, has the same character. Yes, he has his flaws and struggles
with depression from time to time, but it is his willingness to help in the
face of others mocking him that eventually wins over the hearts of many
of his malefactors.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier . Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo. Marvel Studios, 13
Mar. 2014.
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier is a tale of redemption. Bucky,
who is Steve Rogers’ long-lost friend and thought to be dead, shows up
as an assassin in the present day. Rogers goes against the wishes of the
Avengers and heads out to try to stop Bucky and bring him in for help.
He believes that his friend wouldn’t act like this, and tries to help. In the
end, Rogers saves Bucky. None of my characters go full evil, even Frank
the Tank who betrays his friends in secret. But almost all of the
superheroes need to be redeemed from self-destructive lifestyles and
narcissistic attitudes.
Casey, Dan. "Hugh Jackman Wolverined So Hard In Logan That He Passed Out While Filming." Nerdist ,
4 Mar. 2017. https://nerdist.com/article/logan-hugh-jackman-patrick-stewart-x-men-interview/ .
Accessed Feb 9, 2023.
This article was to show how unrealistic Hollywood’s body image is.
Hugh Jackman had dieted and exercised so much that he was unhealthy.
He didn’t have enough body fat on him to sustain a long day in the sun
and he fainted on set one day.
“Courage.” Merriam-Webster.com Dictionary, Merriam-Webster,
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/courage . Accessed 9 Feb. 2023.
Fitzgerald, Tony. “The Economics Of The Hugely Popular Hallmark Christmas Movies.” Forbes , 24 Dec.
2021.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tonifitzgerald/2021/12/24/the-economics-of-the-hugely-popular-hall
mark-christmas-movies/?sh=1bb8ed293f34 . Accessed Feb 9, 2023.
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The Hallmark channel is almost a byword or an inside joke because of
the sheer quantity of movies they make that have cookie-cutter
similarities. Yet nobody can deny that they sell. This article was in
support of research of the Hallmark Channel.
Kung Fu Panda . Directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne. Dreamworks Animation, 15 May 2008.
Po the panda thinks he isn’t good enough ot strong enough or fast enough
to be the Dragon Warrior that prophesy foretold. If Captain America is
the most like Freddy in his strength of character, Po is most like Freddy
in his physical flaws. But Po finally comes to believe that he can do
what it takes to save his village. Freddy also comes to the conclusion
that he has what it takes to save the superheroes.
"Marvel Movies In Order: How To Watch All 40 MCU Movies and Series Chronologically." Rotten
Tomatoes . https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/marvel-movies-in-order/ . Accessed Feb 9,
2023.
This article was found in research of the success of the marvel movie
franchise.
"Number of People With Masters and Doctoral Degrees Doubles Since 2000." United States Census
Bureau , 21 Feb 2019.
https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2019/02/number-of-people-with-masters-and-phd-degrees-
double-since-2000.html#:~:text=About%2013.1%20Percent%20Have%20a%20Master's%2C%2
0Professional%20Degree%20or%20Doctorate . Accessed Feb 9, 2023.
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This article was found in support of my research into the unrealistic
image that Holywood portrays about superheroes. The number of
degrees shared among members of the Avengers is ridiculously high
compared to the average number of people with various levels of higher
education according to the US Census Bureau.
Pattap-21567. "The 50 Highest Grossing Movies of the 2010s (Worldwide)." IMDB , 11 Apr. 2018.
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026040906/ . Accessed Feb 9, 2023.
This article was found while researching the most successful movies of
recent years. The results of the research show that superhero movies do
indeed draw large crowds. This means I might be able to get my
message out to more people than if I had a gritty thriller or western or
some other genre.
Rudy . Directed by David Anspaugh. TriStar Pictures, 18 Sept. 1993.
Rudy tells the tale of a man with learning disabilities who went on to
achieve his dreams. Rudy was not as smart as other people, and less
athletic, but his hard work both in the classroom and on the field led to
him achieving his dream of playing in a Notre Dame football game.
Freddy is also a little bit less than average but also achieves his dream of
working with superheroes.
Spider-Man . Directed by Sam Raimi. Columbia Pictures, 29 Apr. 2002.
In this first of the ‘modern’ Spider-Man movies, we see Peter Parker
come to terms with his new powers. But even though he has
extraordinary new abilities, he still embodies some of the beatitudes that
Jesus taught during his Sermon on the Mount. Parker is meek and
merciful. These are characteristics that Freddy exemplifies as well.
Spider-Man: Homecoming . Directed by Jon Watts. Columbia Pictures and Marvel Studios, 28 Jun. 2017.
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Homecoming showcased not only Peter Parker but his best friend Ned
Leeds. Ned is an example of someone doing great things even though
they don’t exhibit Hollywood’s ideals of beauty or physique. This is a
perfect example for Freddy.
The Amazing Spider-Man . Directed by Marc Webb. Columbia Pictures, 13 Jun. 2012.
This iteration of Spider–Man showcased Andrew Garfield as the
web-slinging hero. Garfield helped further emphasize Peter Parkers
character and adherence to the beatitudes. Much like Freddy does.
The Avengers . Directed by Joss Whedon. Marvel Studios,11 Apr. 2012.
The Avengers shows the formation of the superhero group. It provides
many examples of the heroes failing to work together, group dynamics
when they do, and overly charged egos learning humility. It is a great
example of how the superheroes in Normal Man will interact.
The Holy Bible, English Standard Version . Crossway, Good News Publishers, 2001.
The Bible was used mainly to research Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount.
The character strengths that Jesus taught about are the lessons Freddy is
trying to teach to the superheroes.
The LEGO Movie . Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Warner Animation Group, 1 Feb. 2014.
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In The LEGO Movie , Emmit Brickowski brings hope to Bricksburg. He
sacrifices himself to save his friends, and in the process inspires the
whole LEGO world to begin working together to defeat the evil President
Business. But while the people Emmitt saved were Master Builders,
Emmitt is just a regular guy, or so he thinks. Freddy also embodies these
character strengths. First, he thinks he is just a regular guy, but he uses
his regular knowledge to help the superheroes in any way he can.
Second, Freddy is willing to sacrifice his dignity in order to help the
superheroes.
Thor. Directed by Kenneth Branagh. Marvel Studios, 17 Apr. 2011.
Thor shows us a great example of a superhero who is filled with pride.
He is the son of the king of Valhala, the mightiest warrior in the realm,
and a shoo-in heir to the throne. But when he is banished to Earth, he
has to learn humility. Freddy deals with superheroes like this. Blasto is
the leader of the superhero guild and one of the strongest members, yet
his arrogance leads to the heroes’ defeat multiple times until he learns to
trust Freddy.
Thor: Love and Thunder . Directed by Tika Waititi. Marvel Studios, 23 Jun. 2022.
In Love and Thunder , Thor learns to live with loss. He starts the movie
still upset at the broken relationship between him and Dr. Jane Foster.
Later on, when he is reunited with her, he learns that she has cancer and
is dying. Thors character shows through in the end and provides a great
example for Freddy to follow when it comes to fighting for something
instead of against something.
Thor: Ragnarok . Directed by Tika Waititi. Marvel Studios, 10 Oct. 2017.
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Thor: Ragnarok shows Thors descent into depression. His father dies,
his home is destroyed, and it seems like all is lost. Freddy deals with
depression throughout Normal Man as well and Thors handling of it was
a great example for Freddy.