My eyes landed on the word “Cancer” and there was a knock on the
door. ‘Ready for you on set...’
I hate keeping people waiting. I headed out into the bright California
sun, then the darkness behind the iron studio doors.
It is approximately seven minutes since I was told I had cancer. I
stand on my mark, and Karsten, the Danish steadicam operator,
stands very close to me, a camera strapped to his body. Through the
lens, he has known my face for the two years we have been filming,
every twitch, every smile, every tear, whether real or fake.
“You ok?”
I looked down the barrell.
“If I try to answer that question, there'll be no more filming today...”
Watching the scene back now I can see that my eyes are never at
rest, as if I have waking REM. There is a muscle pulsing like a
hammer in my jaw.
When JK starts the scene with a line of heartbreaking restraint, I grin
like a maniac, and laugh. Not a happy laugh – a laugh like the sound
wrung out of a dying puppy. I can't wrangle my emotions to be upset
about the imaginary tragedy of the characters' lives. It's too absurd.
The words drumming in my mind are not the lines of the script, but
the words famously chiselled on Spike Milligan’s gravestone, and I
want to shout them loudly enough for all the doubters to hear. I was
triumphant, embittered, sanctimonious, self-righteous, : “I TOLD